Big Floppy Dong

Unfortunately, I played the sequel before this. So, I must say, I was a tad bit spoiled coming into this. I joined the game with a raging boner, that no later than hitting the play button, turned to a twizzler... pull and peel style. Ya dig?
With that being said, I can not give this an un-biased rating.

Problems with this game:
1 - Incredibly easy. I was able to avoid getting hit by the blast while surfing in another browser window.
2 - Too easy to jump to each platform
3 - Not fun

Good things:
1 - Jumps great
2 - Disney quality animation
3 - The blasts make

Overall rating... 10. Because the blast animations at least made the hair on my balls stand straight.

hmm...

Problems with this game:

1.) its sooo hard to avoid getting hit by the blast that i can only get 0-1 pigs before i die
2.) he jumps like an idiot
3.) overall bad controls
4.) hard to jump to each platform
5.) badly drawn/ animated
Good things:

1.) good, fitting audio
2.) slightly addicting
3.) fun

Yeah so this game could be really good if you spent a little more time perfecting it and fixing the glitches.

It's not Barry

The Barn Game with Floating Platforms from YOUR FACE!

best game ever

its so fucking fun but i can only ever get one pig lol

I love you

That was the funniest fucking thing ever. The fireball is way too fast it's hilarious. Favourited!