the worst TD game I have ever played.
The title basically says it all, and I've played nearly every TD game on Newgrounds. Even the one with the Darth Vader enemies.
The first problem is that the game plays like a turtle. It takes a minute to even show the tower's information.
Strike two: Even if lag wasn't a problem, gameplay is one. The game is extremely difficult and unbalanced. With the starting money you can build one tower that is guaranteed not to eliminate any enemy units, thus rendering the game unplayable.
Nr. 3: the enemies. This kinda belongs in nr. 2, but the hell with it: the enemies are too strong, too many and too fast. It is nearly impossible to distinguish one type from the other, not that it matters since they all seem to be the same, land or air.
Issue 3.5: Why the fuck do the taliban have an army that size? And since when do they fucking have WWII propeller-driven planes? Or any kind of air unit, for that matter? They're a bunch of morons with AK-47s and RPGs, nothing more.
Item nr. 4: This game introduces absolutely NOTHING to the TD genre. It is a simple, linear fixed path, with an equally linear upgrade system and little choice of units.
Problem nr. 5: The lack of a pre-loader. How difficult can it be? Go to preloaders, download one and follow the instructions on how to integrate it. Inexcusable.
Failure 6: There is no indication whatsoever of where to put towers. The only thing noticeable was the road, and even that wasn't obvious, at one point suggesting a possible shortcut that would be taken by some units, which sadly wasn't the case. Plus the text describing the aesthetic bunkers got in the way.
Last, but not least of these issues: The audio. Or should I say the lack thereof? Is it too much too ask for? A few shooting sounds and some music? At the least the music would be extremely easy to implement. It's only missing because you were either lazy or didn't give a damn about it.
Now come the good parts:
The background was actually nice, despite the weird placement scheme. One star for that.
If you were expecting more good things in this submission here, I suggest you play some Tower Defence games.
As for ratings, 1/10 and 0/5