the world shall know of a nother man that hast befallen me and his name is soury lumpkin man and it is a sad day for me and im not going to hold back not today no sir this flash is hard tootin' thats for sure and if you don't like weeeheell you can just walk back up Blueberry Street and take a left onto Hitchlehimer! Thats how I be doin' it, coffee shop style. Gettin that fucking poppey seed muffin mm get that shit!

sky line skyyy line organey and makes me want taaaang. im so fucking hungry, waiting for my bitch to come get me some DOUGH-NUUUTS! DOUGHT NUUUTS WHRE ITS AT BOY HOWDY!
let me tell ya'll about a little jingle I once knew, its called the awkward mom bob!

First you show em your titty then you lick on your lips!
thats what its all about!

for some reason I always had a thing against mexican people because I hated the smell and taste of pepperoni and whenever i hung out with mexican people and we get pizza they get pepperoni so ya i would say thats why i am the way i am today. thats why my cat is dead.

i once wrote a 5,000 page book all about how I was going to publish this shit and make a fortune and how everyone who reads it is dumb and the editor is a fool and I would swimming in jewels in Peru by the time you are reading this shit because the cover is so awesome but it turns out only like 4 people read anymore so i have to get a camera and do the same idea but with porn.

i like my ketchup its so hard and springy and makes a good sound when i pull it back like its a catapault and let it slap me against my belly, Oh! its so fun! ketchup is the best.