Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Touch ABOVE player to jump/multi-jump
Touch sides of player to move
Touch buttons on bottom for slow-mo/regular time speed
Post high score, say wether pc or touch
TOUCH RIGHT CORNER OF GUYS HEAD AT START TO MAKE HIM LEAVE

If all bots leave the screen...you lose.

***UPDATE*** enemies no longer spawn on top of you....