How come every character on the internet has to sound like charlie the unicorn?

The fat white blob thing seems to be quite concerned.

Why is he so pushy? And I noticed that they didn't move from their spots. Is that a certain style? I feel I've seen it done before like that.

Why is that toe thing at the end making me sad?

I wonder if anyone was ever really there.

On second thought he reminds me more of strong sad because he sounds mopey and his body is very or greyish white.