This game definitely needs some work in terms of glitches and the lack of instructions for the player.
Now that I have covered content, let's move onto the smug jokes and stupid nonsense. I'd like to recommend some titles for any future installments.
The Pussy (Cat) Returns
Doggy Styles: Ace Detective
Sextants: An Informative Guide to Nautical Apparatus
Hopefully Newgrounds doesn't kill me for this comment but a game title like yours is so indescribably hilarious that the jokes must be made. Thank you for your submission. It made my day.