Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Hey there, My name is Cheryl Smith, I just moved into a new house in Indiana to be there for my grandma recently diagnosed with Parkinson's. While I was moving in I found an old iPod in the upstairs bedroom, with a whole bunch of weird ass videos on it, I'll post more as time goes on, but I gotta look after my granny lol.