fun but the cursor moves unbearably slow for me, sorta spoiling it
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PROFESSIONAL EDITION UPDATE
as a thank you to everyone who played & supported Windowz XP 2012 Edition - even so far as to have it win Best of April 2024 - we bring you a substantial update:
fresh new stuff:
EPIC MEME MAKER
make, share & browse the finest Epic Memez™ newgroundz has to offer
(you have to use the in-game browser to open Epic Memez™)
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SOFTWARE, GAMES, SECRETS, MEDALS
basically,
MORE EVERYTHING
======== ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION ========
HAIII THANX 4 PLAYING MAII GAEM
COMMENT WAT U WAN C IN TEH NEXT ONE
ALSO VOT5 PLSS KTHXBAI
for real though,
this is not a windows parody:
inside, you will find a trove of genuine old .swf files, none of which are made after 2012, in their original state with no touchups, censoring, or any messing with.
they're random, they're crude, they're edgy, they're dated, they made our childhoods fun.
they're also not the only thing in there - click around - you'll find more stuff.
but nothing newer than 2012
it's also a windows parody.
(there's a fair bit of stuff i planned on including that had to be cut due to 600gb not being a big enough page file for Flash CS3 to function properly.
it is enough for CS6, though, but I learned that too late. "too late" being just a few hours ago.
overall, this was fun - I even learned some stuff about flash/animate after using it for more than a decade which is insane)
be careful, by the way, i'm in no way a programmer.
trust the readme file.
NOTE: THIS FLASH IS PROTECTED BY
THE ROBUST ANTICHEAT™ SYSTEM BY 53xy83457
i leave you with the following emotionally heavy quotes that came to be in the last 3 days
(which is how long i spent on this)
"we didnt realise we were making memories we were just having fun" - MihaP
"Why you got me looking at old shit" - Krutches
"ahsduashudhasdhhjhfahs im losing it" - Kolumbo
fun but the cursor moves unbearably slow for me, sorta spoiling it
move it faster bro
I watched the whole 'Dragon Love Tacos' thing & I felt almost hypnotised. Now I totally get why furries are obsessed with hypnosis, it unironically feels great. I felt like serving a tacos to a dragon, though, without spicy sauce.
By the way, the buttons in the johnnyripoff.swf don't work. It's sad because the scene was too funny. I really wanted to see what happens next.
Other than that, this Flash made me feel nostalgic of a time that I barely got to enjoy. Thanks for making this.
It's not that the buttons don't work, it's just that it was never finished beyond what is shown here.
Thanks for playing & for the review!
Merlin was an absolute bastard to kill, especially as his health wouldn't go down when shooting him as he flies upwards.
Very well made, although I have to admit that the 'edgy' humour of that era was never for me.
yeah that's on me. he should be able to take damage whenever he's on screen, but I messed something up. didn't even notice until someone pointed it out in the reviews here, but it was too late.
thanks for playing!
That Flash CS3 crashing is too legit. It's giving me PTSD...
real
I have never been more happy to be Rickrolled
me neither