The end surprised me
First, I found the idea of this movie original, but still it bored me after a few minutes. I decided to watch it until the end anyway and was surprised to find a certain...err...character (don't want to spoil it for anyone who reads this) in this movie. That's when I decided to give you a better score.
Ridley Returns.
I liked it because it was different and very informing.My bro liked it "cause Ridley."(his words exactly) Also, my other bro said "yoooooo."(exact words).
BORED
That shit was boring the graphics are good and the back round is funny....and the character is cool u should have him slashing up people and stuff ...... well the movie was exeptional
Hi there, little boys and girls! I'm Da Dinictus Clock, and I'll be your substitute teacher for today, since mister Wade Fulp is still busy with all those whistles and abusive reviews. He might be back in a day or three, so untill then, I'll be teaching you. Today's lesson will cover the general points of the average everyday NG newbie!
First off, note what level it has: it's level one! Do you know what that means? He's new with little to no knowledge to NG's history and development, that's right!
Next up, note that it, or should I say 'he', according to his account, has a hard to pronouce name that makes no sense - 'haloe'. Lack of capitals, or any history on why the hell he names himself like that. It just sounds 'funky', right? WRONG!
Next up, the user has no Flash experience whatsoever. Such people are called... Susan? That's right: 'talentless hacks'.
Also note, that this user types out the word 'you' as 'u'. Remember kids, U is a letter, not a word! OR I WILL SLASH YOU UP! Also, note the misspellings - and the fact the guy in question is a good 23 years old. Another reminder, class: the Internet is not an excuse to type as a damn AOL-reject. No need for a dictionairy or thesaurus, but if you don't know a word, don't use it.
Finally, note how he grades a decent movie as a whole, and asks for - jot this down, class - grotesque and gorey violence... That's what EVERY average NG user wants. And, of course, bad sprite movies.
My own comment, class, is that I am surprised this lowly user isn't a Clock hater, but then again, maybe he doesn't know enough... yet. After seeing the more older Clock movies, with the limited powers of the earlier Flash programs, he'll turn as one such, indeed.
Well, time's almost up, class. Home work for today is to get out and find another example of a bad new user with enough good intentions, and report them with at least one review to my desk.
Ah, there goes the bell. Good day, class!
Amazing.. in its own way..
Its really meaningful but im weird so umm.. yea..
Did you have to study to make this cause it sure seems like you did and its straight on and serious while in the background all this funny crud is going on. the ending adds a great twist and well all my 5 are belong to this!
Drags on...
Although it was a good change of pace to have something other than lazy stick cartoons and everything, I think that as a "thought provoking" flash, it was far to obvious. It was just a character going on and on with the odd background event happening.
What I mean is, that "thought provoking" is supposed to be exactly that, whereas I found this flash to be more or less spoon-feeding the thought as opposed to provoking it.
I'm without a doubt an artist, not a philosopher, so I'm not really sure at 4:30am what a good example of what I mean is, but I guess just not as simple an approach would have been more interesting.
Simple... Gah. That really was a blow to the guts, mate. Really was. I spend a good 1.5 months on this, the lip-sync alone almost having killed me, and this is called simple.
Spoon feeding... With an audience wanting mass murder and violence and sticks and sprites, yes, it might seem so. Most people don't even know of what I speak, or don't even tend to just ponder on matters for a moment in silence and solitude.
Then again, there's loads, so it seems, of NG users that do, even if it is for a change.
Finally, I really would've appreciated a better suggestion from you - either that, or don't stay up that late and review. It's bad for the mind.