Not all that new, but still funny.
No doubt many people have already done this... but ONE MORE TIME!:
Ohoh
Ohoh
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't like mushroomsoup
Or babi babi pang (sambal with that?)
Why would I go on the Internet, that takes me much too long
What would I need a cellphone for, that thing is always broken
And a zippy-drive with CD-ROM that doesn't do shit for me
But
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't want a tattoo-thing of Big Bird on my thigh
And playing Trivial Pursuit with the neighbors
Eugh, that's not my thing
I don't need a big screen TV, just so you know
And a VCR that does the dishes, you can shove that up your *pwep*
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
No! I don't want food stamps!
I DON'T want to walk on the grass!
And I definitely don't want to talk to the (bus) driver during the drive!
I DON'T want a free sample of electronics
I DON'T want to go home
I just want one thing
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Blow-up crocodile!
(Colin's solo)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(etc...)