How not to make a Flash movie
Here it is: Worse than any other contenter, the ultimate example of the worst kind of Portal entry. Find a funny sound file, incorporate it into a Flash movie, and you, too can get high ratings. This epidemic includes such other titles as "Delta Ebonics," "Limp Cookie," "Latin Heat," "Big Black Guy Named Ben," "Pet Names for Your Penis," and the dozens of movies using the "Kerpal Prank Call" sound file. The list goes on from there. I think it's interesting, though, that the single most blatant example of this is also the highest rated. Let's take a look at "The History of Fuck." First of all, Why Larry King? The voice on the sound file doesn't even sound like Larry King. Second, the other graphics are clip art and only appear for a few moments at a time, and where no clip art could be found, words are substituted. Notice that a lot of words appear in the blank white space that makes up most of this movie. And finally, the sound file. You know, when I first watched "The History of Fuck," I thought to myself, "the sound file isn't even that funny." Then I closed my eyes and listened again. It was hilarious. Yes, this movie uses stolen images, a stolen sound file, a true lack of any wit or style, and actually DETRACTS from the inherent humor of the sound. It does not deserve its spot in the top ten, let alone the top fifty. In short, "This movie is total dog shit! No effort was put into it!"
