haha.
to tell you the truth i thought this was kinda funny.
Reviews for "Cock Rocket Adventures"
Sidorio responds:
This is why the world is shit.
Alright
I thought that the flashing background behind the purple cock with fire spitting from it was just the loading screen. I sat and waited for a few seconds. Then, in horror, I reached out and tested the arrow keys. To my despair the purple flaming cock MOVED, and I broke down into tears.
Sidorio responds:
You fucking pansy cry-baby.
Now try making an actual game
On loading, I found myself confronted with a large, screen-filling phallus; presumably this is the "cock rocket". Pressing the arrow keys moved this object very slowly around - and off - the screen.
To add injury to insult, there is inappropriate music (The Police? Why?) as well as that old chestnut, the strobing background.
My recommendation is to try expanding this into a real game; maybe something like Joust, but with smaller rockets, more suitable music and sound effects, menus, a scoreboard, and better graphics.
Sidorio responds:
DON'T STAND
DON'T STAND SO
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME
CARDBOARDBOX3013 FTWW!!!
On loading, I found myself confronted with a large, screen-filling phallus; presumably this is the "cock rocket". Pressing the arrow keys moved this object very slowly around - and off - the screen.
To add injury to insult, there is inappropriate music (The Police? Why?) as well as that old chestnut, the strobing background.
My recommendation is to try expanding this into a real game; maybe something like Joust, but with smaller rockets, more suitable music and sound effects, menus, a scoreboard, and better graphics.
Sidorio responds:
Please do not stand as close to me as you currently are.
gay
dude how gay are you the rocket looks like a flying peni
Sidorio responds:
Really? Well fuck me, it does.