-sees beer on description
I am already liking this.
Reviews for "Retro Knight 5.0"
scpgames responds:
There are four kinds of beer in the game: Beer, Dark Beer, Green Beer, and Pumpkin Beer. Also several kinds of margaritas and wine. Oh, and Rum Ham. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuwffDFWQA
LMAO @ your replies. You're the opposite PC Principal; You're PC KEEP IT REAL! I like it, though! #JustSayFOffToSnowflakes
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Just started playing. Seems great thus far. Hopefully it'll sustain my interest for awhile. One quick question. For the retro gem thing, is there a keyboard command available, or do I need to hit the gem every time I want to trigger the charged-up attack? Tnx.
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Never mind. My dumbass just realized you list all the controls on your website.
@my fellow stupid people: http://www.retroknight.com <-- Go there, read it, learn something.
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OMG @ me realizing there's literally a "Keyboard Options" button on the screen. It's moments like this that I start to think that maybe my mother should have aborted me.
scpgames responds:
Ha. I'm just glad you saw those things. Some people *cough* can't read. Also, it is a mobile game first. I just rewired it so it could be played in the browser, at least until Flash is totally erased from the internet.
Goodo
scpgames responds:
Thankso!
Sorry for the late change to my review. For clarity, my review was 0/5 due to a game-breaking bug that removed all ability to literally play the game.
Since the game has been fixed and I've actually been able to play it, however, I've been having so much fun and laughing at all the little jokes that I've completely forgotten about my initial negative review. So here's a score that reflects my true feelings towards this game. 5/5
scpgames responds:
Thank you for your kind words and vote. :)
what the actual fuck is up with all the reviews just blamming because it allows cloud saving and uses flash and shit? these kids are too wild.
scpgames responds:
Glad someone shares my world view. <3