Reviews for Dino Time

[MarshyBruh]

I pressed quit and game froze and died. why don't triple A games have this feature 10/10

NickSenny responds:

Those who quit aren't worthy of being in "Dino" from "Dino Time"'s presence.

[Bulka005]

Its a game that kindles joy for the time that i play it.

[disconnecty]

This game seriously needs to go back to the drawing board. First of all, the controls are awful. When I clicked on this game and it didn't do exactly what I expected it to I decided then and there that this game was unplayable. When I scrolled down to leave my 0 star review, I noticed some of the little instructions and gave it another go.

I don't think the singlular person behind this game knows about the unintentional flaws of the game's movement. First of all, you can't tap the buttons to move left or right. You have to hold the button down. Personally I only like it when buttons do exactly what I expect them to, I can't name a single platformer that tries to use momentum so clearly it's an error on the devs side. It's not the fault of the player for not understanding design nuance after all.

And that jump, what is that jump? It randomly decides how high you go, so I also think this was lazy coding. If there was some intentional game mechanic behind it like the jump height being charged that's beyond me.

Oft when I search this website for games I only gravitate towards long, demanding games that don't try anything fun. Video games are only fun if they're needlessly complex, simple games are never fun. It's why games like Flappy Bird and Subway Surfer famously never got any mainstream success, and I'm expecting web games to meet the same standards as multi million dollar productions. Frankly, I want my money back for this badly programmed, straight-up broken mess.

[Rickityrick]

This game, changed me.

[GodofLumbago]

i killed him 💔

NickSenny responds:

you fucking degenerate