250 Medals (1250 points)
This is a game about you.
Yes you, the player: A lowly blue elephant in a world that has no defining purpose. But you will create a purpose, and that purpose is to do the unthinkable. The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers... coins that pay for things you would only imagine should have been free to begin with. Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise. This will not be easy. And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?
Because it's your destiny.
Welcome to metagaming hell.
Welcome to Achievement Unlocked 2.
Stuff Beforehand
You're about to play the game with the most medals and medal points on Newgrounds. Below you'll find a list with achievements. Each achievement gets you a 5-point medal.
Your game is NOT saved when you quit. There's also no achievement for quitting (this is also mentioned ingame). So when you play this game, do it when you have the time for it.
- Hello Again - Start the game
- Playtastic - You found the play button
- Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
- Mission Accepted - Start the game
- Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
- Home Sweet Home - Found your home: Your home is located to the left of the first floor.
- First Floor - Reach the first floor
- Second Floor - Reach the second floor
- Third Floor - Reach the third floor
- Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
- Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
- Cataclysm - Welcome to reality: Reach the top of the building, which is above floor 5.
- Storefront - Found the store: The store is located to the right of the first floor.
- Thrifty - Found the second shop room
- Windowshopper - Found the third shop room
- Shopper - Found the fouth shop room
- Big Spender - Found the fifth shop room
- Shopaholic - Found all the shop rooms
- Navigationer - Found all the areas
- Just Gave In - Bought the first level pack
- Add-on-tastic - Bought the second level pack
- Deluxe Edition - Bought the third level pack
- Gold Edition - Bought the fourth level pack
- Platinum Edition - Bought the fifth level pack
- Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
- Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
- No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
- Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
- Home Emergency - Panic at home
- Panic Attack - Panic ten times
- Thirsty - Drink some water
- Save the Whales - Drink all the water
- Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
- Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
- Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
- One... - Go once over the wheel
- Two... - Go twice over the wheel
- Three... - Go three times over the wheel
- Four... - Go four times over the wheel
- Five! - Go five times over the wheel
- Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
- Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
- Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
- Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
- Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
- Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
- Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
- You Might As Well - Jump up and down
- Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
- Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
- Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
- Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
- Full Jump - Do a big jump
- No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
- See Ya - Die.
- Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
- Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
- Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
- Multideath - Die 10 times
- MegaDeath - Die 50 times
- GigaDeath - Die 100 times
- Impaler - Die on spikes
- Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
- Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
- Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
- Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
- I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
- Pink - Turn a spike pink
- First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
- Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
- Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
- Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
- Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
- Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
- Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
- WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
- Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
- Colour My Tile - Paint a block
- 100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
- First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
- Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
- Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
- Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
- Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
- Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
- Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
- Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
- Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
- Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
- Launcher - Touch a launcher
- Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
- Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
- Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
- Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
- Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
- Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
- Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
- Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
- Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
- Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
- It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
- Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
- 1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
- 2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
- 3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
- 4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
- 5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
- Gotta Collect em All! - Collect all the coins
- I am Glad You are Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
- Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
- BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
- West Side - Look West
- East Side - Look East
- Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
- Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
- Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
- Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
- Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
- Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
- Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
- Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
- Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
- Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
- Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
- Teletired - Teleport 50 times
- Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
- Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
- Clicky - Click click clickaroo
- Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
- BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
- Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
- Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
- So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
- Erasure - Push the backspace key
- Quality Time - Set the quality lower
- Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
- Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
- Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
- Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
- Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
- Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
- Look I amm Big! - I made music!
- Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
- Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)
- Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)
- Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)
- Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
- Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
- Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
- Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
- Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
- High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
- Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
- Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
- Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
- Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
- Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
- Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
- Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
- Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
- Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
- Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
- Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
- Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
- No button! - Release the orange button.
- Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
- And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
- Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
- Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
- Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
- Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
- Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
- One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
- Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
- Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
- Insert Coin - Start the reels
- RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
- Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
- Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
- Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
- Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
- Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
- Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
- Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
- Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
- Reely Restart - Restart a reel
- Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
- Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
- Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
- Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
- 10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
- EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
- Will not Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
- Further Fall - Fall two floors
- Super Fall - Fall three floors
- Mega Fall - Fall four floors
- Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
- Further Ascend - Rise two floors
- Super Ascend - Rise three floors
- Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
- Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
- I Can not Live With This - Die outside
- Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
- Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
- Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
- Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
- Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
- The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
- Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
- Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
- Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
- Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
- The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
- Theres the pump! - Start the pump
- Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
- Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
- The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
- The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
- Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
- Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
- Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
- Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
- Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
- Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
- Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
- Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
- Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
- To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
- Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
- Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
- Drown - Die underwater
- Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
- I Do not Get It - Access the walkthrough
- Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
- Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
- A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
- It is Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
- Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
- By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
- Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
- Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
- Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
- B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
- Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
- Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
- I Can not Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
- Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
- Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
- Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
- Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
Credits
Edited by Jolly