12 Medals (225 points)
Video Guide
This video guide, shot by DiMono, shows an excellent strategy on beating the game. It is hard to master, though. You can of course follow your own strategy if you want!
Medals
Lazors (5 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Die on the second stage of the machine.
Patience (5 points)
Watch the entire credits scene
This is shown after beating the game.
Showoff (5 points)
Submit your high score
When you beat the game, choose to submit your score.
Story (5 points)
Listen to the entire story
When you choose 'Story' from the menu, wait for the voice to finish the whole text.
Suicidal (5 points)
Die ten times
Obvious, and easy.
TLDR (5 points)
Skip the story midway
When listening to the story, click 'Back' before the voice has finished.
Bronze (10 points)
Finish under 3:20
Obvious.
Silver (25 points)
Finish under 2:50
Obvious.
Gold (50 points)
Finish under 2:20
Obvious.
Ninja (50 points)
Last four minutes without shooting
Have patience and make sure you now the patterns well,
Winrar (50 points)
Kill the boss and save the world
Watch the video to see how! Villain (10 points, secret)
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You'll get it while playing.
Credits
Video by DiMono (YT channel), guide created and uploaded to the Wiki by LiquidOoze.