Action must be taken, and with the recent 'Make Poverty History' campaign, I've decided to spearhead the problem of obesity myself.
Our (read: my) capaign is to be christened "Make Obesity History" and I will be doing whatever it takes (from my computer) to get rid of world obesity.
Sup, bitches :)
how do you plan to make millions of fatasses loose wieght?
It's time for a fat-and-poor-people holocaust. It's the simple solution to both problems.
Don't feed the world
Don't feed the world
Don't feed the world
Let them know that they are fat
I want to die in a war
We should kill them, and feed the fat to the poor. One town in America could probably cure world hunger for a decade.
I laughed so hard I got lockjaw. Quality topic.
At 7/3/05 08:40 AM, -liam- wrote: Action must be taken, and with the recent 'Make Poverty History' campaign, I've decided to spearhead the problem of obesity myself.
Our (read: my) capaign is to be christened "Make Obesity History" and I will be doing whatever it takes (from my computer) to get rid of world obesity.
I bet your fat......tubby! *points finger and laughs*
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I believe effective imediatelly all Obese people and people 20% below the average amount of money should be sent away to enforcment camps. These camps will of course, be manditory.
Concentration on eating propper food Camps.
Rules:
1. Occupants will only be fed bread and water.
2. All occupants will be forced to wear matching pants, shirts, and hats, no shoes. The cloths will have black stripes.
3. All occupants not deemed necessary can and most likely will be executed Via heat chambers or gas chambers.
4. If occupant breaks basic rules, he or she will be tortured.
5. All occupants will be locked inside the camps until they are deemed fit.
6. Occupants only get 1 serving a day.
7. Gay occupants will be forced to wear pink triangles on the left shoulder, whereas Straight occupants will be aloud to assault the gay occupants.
8. Mentally incapacitated occupants will be tortured.
Concentration on getting more money Camps
Occupants will write will, then be murdered simotaniously.
At 7/3/05 08:41 AM, Emo_Kid wrote: how do you plan to make millions of fatasses loose wieght?
By doing whats right, telling the fat people to eat healthy bla bla bla. If the don't, I will lock them in giant rooms with no food for a week. Each room shall hold roughly 2000 people and cannibalism isn't allowed.
Please help the campaign by making your own posters, but make sure you use the official logo which I posted above.
Wristband design, they sell for $1.00 and only come in one size.. "Skinny".
Sup, bitches :)
At 7/3/05 08:48 AM, BlisteringFreakachu wrote: Blah
You forgot to add that every spelling mistake equals a thousand lashings. SO you're getting like a million.
No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.
I think we should have a concert just like live 8. Now, what to call it.......by the way I have just copyrighted this idea, so ha! It's my thread now!
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At 7/3/05 08:40 AM, -liam- wrote: Stuff
You don't make friends with salad et cetera.
Pretty funny Liam.
The door is a jar.
At 7/3/05 08:41 AM, Emo_Kid wrote: how do you plan to make millions of fatasses loose wieght?
Stick them in a giant room and eventually they will either lose weight or eat each other. If they do decide to eat each other then we will be left with a few amazingly overweight individuals that will die from heart failure or diabetes.
Also at your concert no Green Day
I want to die in a war
At 7/3/05 08:52 AM, karriston wrote: I think we should have a concert just like live 8. Now, what to call it.......by the way I have just copyrighted this idea, so ha! It's my thread now!
Actually I copyrighted this idea yesterday after phoning up Geldof to see if he was ok with my idea, he agreed it was the best way to solve the problem.
I'm going to get a site up soon, bear with me.
Sup, bitches :)
ok I just thought of a name for the fat people concert i'm holding......
ready?
you're gonna love this name, it's brilliant
Live 8......for the fat!
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I'm in can I help some how? This is a cause I am willing to spend a few minutes of my worthless time on.
At 7/3/05 08:57 AM, karriston wrote: ok I just thought of a name for the fat people concert i'm holding......
ready?
you're gonna love this name, it's brilliant
Live 8......for the fat!
Why change the name when you can reuse posters like this one
I want to die in a war
i think normal kids should be allowed to throw apples and other healthy stuff at fat kids.....or you can replace the crazy frog for the crazy apple...it's quiet and it's a healthy snack!
This too will pass.
Memento mori
At 7/3/05 08:57 AM, karriston wrote: ok I just thought of a name for the fat people concert i'm holding......
I've already told you, "Make Obesity History" and all misc. stuff referring to this campaign are copyright to me.
Sup, bitches :)
At 7/3/05 08:57 AM, -liam- wrote:
Actually I copyrighted this idea yesterday after phoning up Geldof to see if he was ok with my idea, he agreed it was the best way to solve the problem.
I'm going to get a site up soon, bear with me.
Oh Fuck, I'm Gullable.....
You do make friends with salad! You do make friends with salad! Yeah, the wrong kind of friends.
Anyway- I agree that the world would be more fun if everyone looked nice. The freaks and mutants only emerging at night to hunt for scraps of food.
アートは物質の生命であり、あなたが何を作成しようとも、それはアートです。
Give the fat peoples food to the poor people.
Then kill them both.
Minds shall break and bring a bright sky.
Sup, bitches :)
hope you don't mind but I did it for you CLICK HERE OR DIE
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At 7/3/05 09:49 AM, karriston wrote: hope you don't mind but I did it for you CLICK HERE OR DIE
Swap the .swf for this one.
Sup, bitches :)
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who not feed the fat people to poor people, killing two birds with one stone
