Merrrrrrrry Christmas everyone!
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You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.
"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant
At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.
Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
At 12/17/10 10:00 AM, narkij wrote:At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
You're not Santa, and sorry to burst your 12 year old bubble, but it's not Christmas yet AND Santa's not real.
"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant
At 12/17/10 10:01 AM, GotTheBlues wrote:At 12/17/10 10:00 AM, narkij wrote:You're not Santa, and sorry to burst your 12 year old bubble, but it's not Christmas yet AND Santa's not real.At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
Oh but he is! And I'm not 12, I'm 56. That's the average age of Newgrounds users isn't it?
At 12/17/10 10:01 AM, GotTheBlues wrote:At 12/17/10 10:00 AM, narkij wrote:You're not Santa, and sorry to burst your 12 year old bubble, but it's not Christmas yet AND Santa's not real.At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
Of course Santa is real, I just saw him eating cookies in my kitched 2 nights ago.
At 12/17/10 10:02 AM, narkij wrote:At 12/17/10 10:01 AM, GotTheBlues wrote:Oh but he is! And I'm not 12, I'm 56. That's the average age of Newgrounds users isn't it?At 12/17/10 10:00 AM, narkij wrote:You're not Santa, and sorry to burst your 12 year old bubble, but it's not Christmas yet AND Santa's not real.At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
"i spied on my sister last wensday when she was taking a poo, i had a camera set up in the wall behind her inside of a box with a hole for the cam to peack out and she didnt see it becuz the box is usually hhthere so she didnt suspect, and the way she poos is japstyle, she puts her feet on on the toilet seat, i dunno why she does this i think she said it helps her poo better. anyway she has hot tits and a nice ass and she made 14 inches that night, one was 6 inches the other 8. it was a 25 min video (she takes forever) and i made about 65 photos from the video, amazing shots of her crapping. if u would be interested in seeing these pics, i have to know that there is the demand for it, its free but i just need to know there will be an audience otherwise theres no point in upload it. so if i get up to 50 comments on this article then i will upload the photos somewhere. please invite your friends family etc. here if they would like to see it too, tell them to make a comment"
You're not 56.
Now please, do us all a favor and get the FUCK off of Newgrounds.
"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant
At 12/17/10 10:02 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Of course Santa is real, I just saw him eating cookies in my kitched 2 nights ago.
Yeah! and I was talking to him the other day!
At 12/17/10 10:03 AM, GotTheBlues wrote:At 12/17/10 10:02 AM, narkij wrote:"i spied on my sister last wensday when she was taking a poo, ...At 12/17/10 10:01 AM, GotTheBlues wrote:Oh but he is! And I'm not 12, I'm 56. That's the average age of Newgrounds users isn't it?At 12/17/10 10:00 AM, narkij wrote:You're not Santa, and sorry to burst your 12 year old bubble, but it's not Christmas yet AND Santa's not real.At 12/17/10 09:59 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: You to get the fuck off of Newgrounds.Don't make Santa sad, I'll rape you. :'(
You're not 56.
Now please, do us all a favor and get the FUCK off of Newgrounds.
What did I mention my age in that post? I don't think so. The fact is, I'm a 56 year old male who lives with his sister who is also his wife, who rapes me up the ass every now and again as I shit. Take a look at my previous posts - how could I be so consistent if it weren't all true?
At 12/17/10 10:02 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Of course Santa is real, I just saw him eating cookies in my kitched 2 nights ago.
Hey guys, did you know that Santa has the same car as my Dad? It is amazing on how similar they are.
At 12/17/10 10:07 AM, DrClay wrote:At 12/17/10 10:02 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Of course Santa is real, I just saw him eating cookies in my kitched 2 nights ago.Hey guys, did you know that Santa has the same car as my Dad? It is amazing on how similar they are.
Actually Santa has the same car as my Mom's friend whom my dad doesn't like very much.
Come to think of it, Santa visits my house quite often, only when my dad isn't around. Santa even visits when it's not christmas, he won't wear his big red outfit. I'm gonna go investigate a little more on this.
At 12/17/10 10:09 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Actually Santa has the same car as my Mom's friend whom my dad doesn't like very much.
Come to think of it, Santa visits my house quite often, only when my dad isn't around. Santa even visits when it's not christmas, he won't wear his big red outfit. I'm gonna go investigate a little more on this.
...Dear God....
This can mean only one thing.
Santa is both our fathers.
OMG WE ARE BROTHERS :D
also, this comes along as creepy, not cute.
At 12/17/10 10:14 AM, DrClay wrote:At 12/17/10 10:09 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Actually Santa has the same car as my Mom's friend whom my dad doesn't like very much....Dear God....
Come to think of it, Santa visits my house quite often, only when my dad isn't around. Santa even visits when it's not christmas, he won't wear his big red outfit. I'm gonna go investigate a little more on this.
This can mean only one thing.
Santa is both our fathers.
OMG WE ARE BROTHERS :D
also, this comes along as creepy, not cute.
Good lord, who designs these websites? Don't they know that the internet desensitizes people? Nobody is going to read that and think it's cute.
btw, since we're brothers I always call top bunk.
You should probably say Happy Holidays, or else you will make the ACLU and other politically correct pussies whine like the little bullshit babies that they are.
"Newgrounds teaches girls about the very kind of guys that they should be avoiding."
- Gagsy
At 12/17/10 10:42 AM, Spackled wrote: You should probably say Happy Holidays, or else you will make the ACLU and other politically correct pussies whine like the little bullshit babies that they are.
Bill O'Reilly posts on the BBS?
Woah.
"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta
At 12/17/10 10:44 AM, Kev-o wrote: Bill O'Reilly posts on the BBS?
Woah.
Oh, good one. My name is Tyler, btw.
Wait a fuck, how did you escape my basement? I thought I had your face rammed up Mr. Olbermann's ass......just like you wanted it. Return, bitchhog.
"Newgrounds teaches girls about the very kind of guys that they should be avoiding."
- Gagsy
But it's not Christmas here. Are you from the future by any chance?
Suck a bag of cocks you anal bastard.
Also, happy holidays.
At 12/17/10 10:26 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: btw, since we're brothers I always call top bunk.
To this day, I never had bunkbeds.
At 12/17/10 10:51 AM, Spackled wrote: Oh, good one. My name is Tyler, btw.
Don't care.
Implying I like Keith Olbermann, or even watch MSNBC for that matter
Um, what?
"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta
At 12/17/10 11:04 AM, Kev-o wrote: Don't care.
Well, you seem to think that I was some loudmouth jackass named Bill, so I was just telling you my real name.
Um, what?
Now that is the coolest story of all, bro.
"Newgrounds teaches girls about the very kind of guys that they should be avoiding."
- Gagsy
At 12/17/10 11:11 AM, Spackled wrote: Well, you seem to think that I was some loudmouth jackass named Bill, so I was just telling you my real name.
You may not be Bill, but you're spewing the same silly rhetoric.
Now that is the coolest story of all, bro.
Um, what?
"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta
At 12/17/10 11:13 AM, Kev-o wrote:At 12/17/10 11:11 AM, Spackled wrote: Well, you seem to think that I was some loudmouth jackass named Bill, so I was just telling you my real name.You may not be Bill, but you're spewing the same silly rhetoric.
Oh, so I can't think that the ACLU are politically correct pansies who are doing their best to diminish Christmas as well?
"Newgrounds teaches girls about the very kind of guys that they should be avoiding."
- Gagsy
Really, you don't need to keep making new threads about the same thing. This was this year's first, or just use the search bar and bump an existing thread please.
Spackled: Don't worry about that delusional Kev-o. He showed up to the party drunk as his dad (like father, like son) and slapped all the girls there to remind himself that he is a tough guy. Of course, he is just some silly twat. Nothing more.
At 12/17/10 11:25 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote: Spackled: Don't worry about that delusional Kev-o. He showed up to the party drunk as his dad (like father, like son) and slapped all the girls there to remind himself that he is a tough guy. Of course, he is just some silly twat. Nothing more.
That's cool.
"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta
At 12/17/10 11:25 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote: Spackled: Don't worry about that delusional Kev-o. He showed up to the party drunk as his dad (like father, like son) and slapped all the girls there to remind himself that he is a tough guy. Of course, he is just some silly twat. Nothing more.
Correction: He is some silly anarchist twat, AbstractP.
"Newgrounds teaches girls about the very kind of guys that they should be avoiding."
- Gagsy
At 12/17/10 11:30 AM, Spackled wrote:
Correction: He hurt my feelings :(
Sorry bro.
"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta
At 12/17/10 11:28 AM, Kev-o wrote: That's cool.
Oh Jesus, what a cool guy. I'm sorry.
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