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Double your pennies.

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Double your pennies. Aug 17, 2008


And you'll have $6,000,000 in 30 days.

Try it with a calculator. Amazing!

Do what now...?

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I thought you were talking about doubling my penis size....

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At 8/17/08 03:42 AM, LikeACholo wrote: I thought you were talking about doubling my penis size....

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...

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At 8/17/08 03:43 AM, cardboredknight wrote: I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...

Considering that's coming from a person with a quarter of a post per day, I would say you are more useless than the newbie.
Also, who would want to duplicate pennies? Start with a $100 bill!


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At 8/17/08 03:43 AM, cardboredknight wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:42 AM, LikeACholo wrote: I thought you were talking about doubling my penis size....
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...

We just ignore them until they reach level 8ish, and have a post count of +600

Also, $6,340,578.79

Give or take, i may have made an error....

Do what now...?

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At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Elios wrote: We just ignore them until they reach level 8ish, and have a post count of +600

Also, $6,340,578.79

Give or take, i may have made an error....

Only fags ignore people because of they're level or post count.


Lol, nice sig Bomshaw.

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At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Elios wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:43 AM, cardboredknight wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:42 AM, LikeACholo wrote: I thought you were talking about doubling my penis size....
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...
We just ignore them until they reach level 8ish, and have a post count of +600

Sorry Luis, but the guy with the high level icon told me I need to ignore you from now on. =(


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At 8/17/08 03:52 AM, Featured wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Elios wrote: We just ignore them until they reach level 8ish, and have a post count of +600

Also, $6,340,578.79

Give or take, i may have made an error....
Only fags ignore people because of they're level or post count.

Only people worth ignoring call other people fags for ignoring.

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At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Another-User wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:43 AM, cardboredknight wrote: I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...
Considering that's coming from a person with a quarter of a post per day, I would say you are more useless than the newbie.
Also, who would want to duplicate pennies? Start with a $100 bill!

Oh yeah, I've also had sex and I actually have a life than arguing with people on a flash site.

I just go to the forums hoping I will find the 2% of intelligence that exists here.

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At 8/17/08 03:54 AM, cardboredknight wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:52 AM, Featured wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Elios wrote: We just ignore them until they reach level 8ish, and have a post count of +600

Also, $6,340,578.79

Give or take, i may have made an error....
Only fags ignore people because of they're level or post count.
Only people worth ignoring call other people fags for ignoring.

I'm not worth ignoring, and I am calling you a fag for considering him worth ignoring, which whould undeniably lead someone to believe that you ignore this person, thus discrediting your idiotic logic.


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Where do I go to double my penis?

Oh... never mind.


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At 8/17/08 03:55 AM, cardboredknight wrote: Oh yeah, I've also had sex and I actually have a life than arguing with people on a flash site.

You just said someone was less important than you based on their level count, and now you are changing the standards when someone calls you out. Not only are you a liar, but an egomaniac, and a bigot.

I just go to the forums hoping I will find the 2% of intelligence that exists here.

So you come to a place to find 2% of the intelligence found in that same place? That makes no sense. =/
Good day to you sir.


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At 8/17/08 03:59 AM, Another-User wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:55 AM, cardboredknight wrote: Oh yeah, I've also had sex and I actually have a life than arguing with people on a flash site.
You just said someone was less important than you based on their level count, and now you are changing the standards when someone calls you out. Not only are you a liar, but an egomaniac, and a bigot.
I just go to the forums hoping I will find the 2% of intelligence that exists here.
So you come to a place to find 2% of the intelligence found in that same place? That makes no sense. =/
Good day to you sir.

Actually, I only recall calling someone a newfag and telling them that they were funny. I was appreciative of someone who could just enter a realm with only 5 posts and know what is funny without having to learn all the meme-type stuff that slightly revolves around this forum.

I also used the sex thing because you are probably still a virgin and I think that is funny sometimes, because I used to go on here when I was a virgin.

But arguing over something so stupid is pointless, so you can have the last word or whatever lol.

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Guy's, who cares what I said. I just said what I thought the topic was talking about HEHE.

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At 8/17/08 04:03 AM, cardboredknight wrote: Actually, I only recall calling someone a newfag and telling them that they were funny. I was appreciative of someone who could just enter a realm with only 5 posts and know what is funny without having to learn all the meme-type stuff that slightly revolves around this forum.

When you call someone a "Newfag", I can garuntee you that 90% of users agree it is darogatory (sp?).

I also used the sex thing because you are probably still a virgin

Indeed I am. I'd rather be a virgin than a virgin and a liar.

and I think that is funny sometimes, because I used to go on here when I was a virgin.

In fact, you still do come on here as a virgin!

But arguing over something so stupid is pointless, so you can have the last word or whatever lol.

Yes, the classic "Flawed argument, and close with a 'I don't care, so you can get the last word in'"
Good game my, lying little virgin.


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At 8/17/08 04:08 AM, Another-User wrote:
At 8/17/08 04:03 AM, cardboredknight wrote: Actually, I only recall calling someone a newfag and telling them that they were funny. I was appreciative of someone who could just enter a realm with only 5 posts and know what is funny without having to learn all the meme-type stuff that slightly revolves around this forum.
When you call someone a "Newfag", I can garuntee you that 90% of users agree it is darogatory (sp?).
I also used the sex thing because you are probably still a virgin
Indeed I am. I'd rather be a virgin than a virgin and a liar.
and I think that is funny sometimes, because I used to go on here when I was a virgin.
In fact, you still do come on here as a virgin!
But arguing over something so stupid is pointless, so you can have the last word or whatever lol.
Yes, the classic "Flawed argument, and close with a 'I don't care, so you can get the last word in'"
Good game my, lying little virgin.

Well, you call me a liar, and I have pics to prove :) lol.

I really don't understand what you are getting at other than the fact you wish to senselessly point out a few flaws in someone who just made a silly comment. I am in fact not a virgin, and probably better at sex than you ever will be.

Did you know that most vaginas feel kind of dry until you push all the way deep down and then bring the moisture back towards you to make it more lubricated? Unless, of course, you spend time foreplaying so that she gets wet all by herself!

I bet you don't know where the g-spot is, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't know a clitoris from your asshole.

(By the way, the "g-spot" is located differently on all girls, but once you find it, it's really fun! It is usually in the same area though, kind of midway-ish between the belly button and the end of the vagina (internally, of course)).

So, don't fucking call me a liar because I am definitely not a liar and I hate liars and I hate it when people call me a liar.

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At 8/17/08 04:22 AM, cardboredknight wrote: Well, you call me a liar, and I have pics to prove :) lol.

Yes, pictures that you got off of google or some other website.

I really don't understand what you are getting at other than the fact you wish to senselessly point out a few flaws in someone who just made a silly comment.

Admit your mistakes, we laugh, we move on. Most people realize that's the easiest way out. Unfortunately you have such a fragile ego, you had to challenge me to a battle of wits. Already, you have dirven the subject to sex, so I know that you know you couldn't win by sticking to the subject, but let's move on.

I am in fact not a virgin,

Yes, you are.

and probably better at sex than you ever will be.

Just because I say something doesn't make it true. That's the glory of lying. Hell when you are on the internet, you don't even have to keep a straight face.

Did you know that most vaginas feel kind of dry until you push all the way deep down and then bring the moisture back towards you to make it more lubricated? Unless, of course, you spend time foreplaying so that she gets wet all by herself!

Indeed. I may be a virigin, but I still have read how to please your mate so I'm sure to not be a dud when the time comes around.

I bet you don't know where the g-spot is,

I'm pretty sure that's a myth.

and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't know a clitoris from your asshole.

Really, I don't know how to respond to this, but now I've got a horrible image in my mind. Thanks.

(By the way, the "g-spot" is located differently on all girls, but once you find it, it's really fun! It is usually in the same area though, kind of midway-ish between the belly button and the end of the vagina (internally, of course)).

Once again, I'm pretty sure the G-spot is a myth.

So, don't fucking call me a liar because I am definitely not a liar and I hate liars and I hate it when people call me a liar.

You are a liar. You hate being called a liar because it shatters your ego. You are a virgin. You are a bigot, and you have the most fragile ego I've seen in a while.
I'm done with this, as anymore of this and I will start to feel sorry for you. Continue if you want.


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I'm done with this, as anymore of this and I will start to feel sorry for you. Continue if you want.

G-spot isn't a myth, and you wouldn't know because you have never had sex.

Of course you would mistake my ego as being "fragile" because you can easily take things that I say out of context and use them against me.

Look, how do you think you are right when this big internet thing is in the way? Not everybody is the same on the internet, and there is no point in trying to prove somebody wrong on the internet because you and I both have 0 proof with one another. SO, therefore, you cannot call me a liar and I can not prove to you that I did in fact, have sex for five months straight almost every day. I am not going to go out of my way to prove this because of some dumb conversation I am having with a dumb kid at 4:39 in the morning.

You have a problem, it's a low self esteem. You get hard when you feel like you are smarter than somebody, and that is a disgusting trait. You being a "Grammar Nazi" is the biggest piece of proof to this puzzle, and this will haunt you and you will continue to make enemies the longer you act in this manner. No matter if I was telling the truth or not, commenting on a simple little thing I said to somebody, and then when I tried to use a societal outlook that is generally excepted by most people to prove maturity over another to tell you that you are just being ridiculous does not call for a huge argument. You, in fact, have the weak ego because you feel an absence of any self-esteem at all. So, you have to create it somehow, and you do so in pointing out every single HUMAN flaw that you can. And I capitalize human because we are, in fact, just humans. Humans make mistakes and it is pointless to take your time out to show somebody that they were wrong in an instant of time that will never affect the rest of their life.

However, this self esteem problem you have will continue to haunt you, and the more you try to prove to me that I am a liar, and a "bigot", the more you will feed this self-destructive cycle that you are creating. You will also deny this fact with every breath in your body until one day you realize how stupid you are being, and maybe you can better yourself once you do have sex and experience life in a whole new way.

Love, which I actually experienced in addition to sex, (actually I experienced sex in addition to love), will give you a lot of learning value once you experience it all.

So, I suggest you go get laid and fall in love and then get dumped. Then, maybe will you have a different mindset and waste male testosterone on stupid principals.

I'm going to bed, it's fucking late.

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At 8/17/08 03:43 AM, cardboredknight wrote:
At 8/17/08 03:42 AM, LikeACholo wrote: I thought you were talking about doubling my penis size....
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've never heard something so funny from a newfag. I'm not sure what NG users call new people...

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE 4CHAN PEOPLE COMING TO NEWGROUNDS? shit WHAT THE FUCK


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Well, I promiced I wouldn't come back, but unfortunately, you have a wall of text, and I hope it is better than the rest of your posts.

At 8/17/08 04:47 AM, cardboredknight wrote:
G-spot isn't a myth, and you wouldn't know because you have never had sex.

I've said I haven't had sex multiple times. However you seem to be refusing to read it, so here I go. I AM A VIRGIN! Sheesh. Also, tell me why would a woman evolve the G-spot? Sex isn't supposed to be enjoyable, but merely an instinct used to create offspring. Now why would something evolve that serves no purpose? It wouldn't, therefore I say it is a myth.

Of course you would mistake my ego as being "fragile" because you can easily take things that I say out of context and use them against me.

No, I take the things you say, inject them with logic, and watch them die. I call your ego fragile because you take offense to everything I tell you that goes against what you want to believe.

Look, how do you think you are right when this big internet thing is in the way?

Because of logic. If someone on the internet said they were George W. Bush, would you believe that guy? Of course not. Now that may be an exageration, but the concept still applies.

Not everybody is the same on the internet, and there is no point in trying to prove somebody wrong on the internet because you and I both have 0 proof with one another.

See my prior argument.

SO, therefore, you cannot call me a liar and I can not prove to you that I did in fact, have sex for five months straight almost every day. I am not going to go out of my way to prove this because of some dumb conversation I am having with a dumb kid at 4:39 in the morning.

Yes, I can. I can call you a liar just as much as you can say you aren't lying. Obviously you fail to realize within the rules of debating, I follow the same ones you do. Also, you seem to be going pretty out of your way to argye with me already.

You have a problem, it's a low self esteem.

And here comes the evidence, right?

You get hard when you feel like you are smarter than somebody, and that is a disgusting trait.

No, I feed off of proving other people wrong. I use it to sharpen my debate skills, learn new techiniques to deal with morons on the internet. The more I debate, the better I get.

You being a "Grammar Nazi" is the biggest piece of proof to this puzzle,

And this is where the logic comes in to support your two prior statements, right?

and this will haunt you and you will continue to make enemies the longer you act in this manner.

Wrong. I don't feel bad for what I am doing anymore than you do. The only difference between you and I is that I stay calm better, and I don't lie nearly as much.

No matter if I was telling the truth or not, commenting on a simple little thing I said to somebody, and then when I tried to use a societal outlook that is generally excepted by most people to prove maturity over another to tell you that you are just being ridiculous does not call for a huge argument.

I agree with that statement. It shouldn't have turned into an argument. You mock someone for being new, I mock your post count, we laugh, we move on. Is that to hard?

You, in fact, have the weak ego because you feel an absence of any self-esteem at all.

Still waiting for the logic!

So, you have to create it somehow, and you do so in pointing out every single HUMAN flaw that you can.

Indeed I am. You point out my flaws, I point out yours, everyone learns a little more about themselves that they can improve on.

And I capitalize human because we are, in fact, just humans. Humans make mistakes and it is pointless to take your time out to show somebody that they were wrong in an instant of time that will never affect the rest of their life.

However, making mistakes and refusing to recognize them is a problem. If you screw up, admit it.

However, this self esteem problem you have will continue to haunt you, and the more you try to prove to me that I am a liar, and a "bigot", the more you will feed this self-destructive cycle that you are creating.

Are you planning on backing up anything you say any time soon?

You will also deny this fact with every breath in your body until one day you realize how stupid you are being, and maybe you can better yourself once you do have sex and experience life in a whole new way.

Deny what fact? The things you are making up because you can't come up with anything meaningful?

Love, which I actually experienced in addition to sex, (actually I experienced sex in addition to love), will give you a lot of learning value once you experience it all.

Indeed they probably will.

So, I suggest you go get laid and fall in love and then get dumped. Then, maybe will you have a different mindset and waste male testosterone on stupid principals.

Laid then fall in love? What kind of relationships are you in? Besides, I have been in relationships that haven't worked out, but they aren't a problem as I never get to emotionally attatched. That's probably the reason I'm a virgin still, but it keeps me away from any problems during the break-up stage.

I'm going to bed, it's fucking late.

G' night, I hope tommorrow you realize it would have be easier to acknowledge your mistake. Maybe then we could be acquaintences.


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I wake up and find a mess of blood, sweat, spit, piss, and tears all over my thread?

What the hell guys....?


Do what now...?

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At 8/17/08 08:32 AM, Elios wrote: I wake up and find a mess of blood, sweat, spit, piss, and tears all over my thread?

What the hell guys....?

poor guy...

what was with the penis again???

Hi!!!!

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I read the title wrong.


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i too read the title as penis.


hello

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Yeah.
But the amount of pennies you'd have to put into the fund after two weeks is insane!

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its amazing. less then 5 posts in and this turned into a flamewar.

wait... I forgot I was on NG

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Wow this thread quickly landslided into a flame war.


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At 8/17/08 03:38 AM, Elios wrote: And you'll have $6,000,000 in 30 days.

and if you try to take all those pennies to a bank, your sure to get punched by the cashier

not to mention all those pennies weighs over 37,000lbs.
good luck.

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At 8/17/08 11:24 AM, StickyWicky wrote: Lol, de-railed.

And that makes me sad.


Do what now...?

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At 8/17/08 03:51 AM, Another-User wrote:
I would say you are more useless than the newbie.

Well you;re just Another user!

My wit, Hur hur.

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