I wish I could find a job like this.
Nice game, why can't I find a job like this? It would goes like this.
How your day at work?
Well I was actually doing farely well until I was attack by giant staple that chew my ass,get body slam by a talking chart, phonesex with an walkin talkin phone, and just when I thought it couldn't get worst. This blue line appear out of nowhere, zap my ass sky high while I spew shit everywhere.