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Reviews for "Discount Mayonnaise"

awesometastic!

i just started... but... dunno.. it's short i hope.... cause i have an exam next week..... -_-"

I loved this

Run! Shoot! Kill! Jump! KILL! RUN! SHOOT! BUY SHIT! KILL! SHOOT! RUN! JUMP! BILL! ROOT! KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thx for this, man :)

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Yep

Joelasticot responds:

Mimtalgam MIMTALGAM MIMTALGAM

My fingers hurt now....

Fucking amazing game dude I went through all of that hell just to find out what the mayonnaise thing was about. I'm kind of disappointed that the ending didn't make a whole lot of sense or have anything to do with the actual game, but I love hard games like this so keep up the good work :)

Joelasticot responds:

Haha, sorry for the letdown! Glad you enjoyed the game, though. I must admit we put a little more work in the gameplay than we did in the story!

Hmm....

Lemme start off by saying I hate you. That part where you have to jump into a brick, bounce off of it and jump again all within half a second or fall into acid? WTF HARD! Only way I was able to time it was because the game started lagging, heh. :D Only question I have now is how the hell do i unlock the secret level?

Joelasticot responds:

Wow, you already beat it! Nice job!
Now I'm not sure I want to tell you how to reach the secret level... If you already hate me, you'll hate me even more when you see it!

...but if you insist, collect all the coins and it'll open up!