Jump glitch
Uh...I can't even get the character to jump high enough to advance through the first level. Fix that and any other bugs, and you have a cool concept.
Reviews for "Discount Mayonnaise"
Joelasticot responds:
My 14 years old cousin made it to level 18
Nice
Good game, good game but.............WTF!? seriously now wat the hell has the ending to do with the game, or more precisley wath has the game to do with the title?
5 stars dude lol
Joelasticot responds:
MEGOGATHIC
tedious and uncontrollable
The title sums it all up pretty much what i felt about this game. Let's start with the gameplay itself.
Going through level after level gets boring pretty fast. The platforming is sluggish and very unprecise making you die over and over, feeling that you didn't even know what you did wrong. The enemies in the game i felt were there for no reason at all really becuase killing them gave you nothing. When i got the healing power i didn't even bother anymore, just started to go throug casually and stopped giving a fuck. I also felt that the weapons didn't add anything particularly valuable, just a slightly faster way to kill the same pointless drones. The value was reduced even more after the snake became too fast so that you couldn't stay around anymore. If there were actual boss battles or something like that i would've seen the point. The clothes were basically the same thing, feeling pointless and not adding very much. The shoes that could make you jump without having the "pause" for example made it even more sluggish and hard to control. The "acid walkers" on the other hand removed all the challenge, working basically as a cheat and making you invincible, detracting even more from the enjoeyment. And besides, collecting all the coins to buy these things wasn't particularly fun either. I lost so many times that after a while i had taken so many of the same coins over and over that i could buy whatever i wanted. The only reason i even attempted getting them all was to get the achievment.
All in all; tedious, frustrating and overall very boring. The medals are the only thing keeping it floating.
Joelasticot responds:
Sorry bro but it sounds like you just suck! The game is coded at 30fps, so as soon as you press a key, it'll take a max amount of time of 1/30th of a second before your character reacts! If that's sluggish for you then maybe you need to upgrade your computer or drink less redbull
And now to adress your other issues with the game :
- The enemies earn you money when killed and slow you down when they hit you
- Different weapons allow for different play styles (fast fire, splash damage, close range, spread, bouncing bullets)
- The worm doesn't increase in speed after level 5, where it hits its standard speed of 8 (6 in levels 1-2, 7 in levels 3-4)
- Better clothing allows you to go faster and do better in levels. Jumping higher also lets you reach some coins you couldn't get before in a previous level
- The acid boots (which let you touch acid only for approximately 0.6666 seconds, by the way) allow you to recover if you fuck up, and let you get some previously unreachable coins. They're introduced at level 19 out of 21 so I wouldn't call the feature game-breaking
If you wanna criticize aspects of a game, make sure you understand them first
is impossible
medal "I'am boss" is impossible
Joelasticot responds:
For you, maybe
where is the play button wont show up
but sounds fun