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Getting laid through newgrounds

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Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:42:01


I have been on this site for a while now and there is one question that has always interested me.

Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?

If yes, why?


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:43:11


no its a rare find thus you will not be able to fuck.
however theres plenty of dudes


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:44:55


I could be wrong, but I think JadeTheAssassin met her Husband on NewGrounds. Or maybe someone else.

Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:45:46


At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: I have been on this site for a while now and there is one question that has always interested me.

Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?

If yes, why?

There have been multiple couples who have met over Newgrounds and are still together to this day, Jade also got married I believe and has settled down with her partner from Newgrounds. I myself even met my partner over Newgrounds!

People who come here often share stuff in common, you will be surprised how well you can get along with people and become friends and even develop into relationships from such websites.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:46:46


At 8/29/14 07:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: People who come here often share stuff in common, you will be surprised how well you can get along with people and become friends and even develop into relationships from such websites.

I've noticed this. I have formed many bromances on this website. 100% no homo though unfortunately.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:49:42


It's happened in the past, but I wouldn't bank on it being a regularly occurring thing.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 19:51:55


At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?

There's only like, 6 of those here.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:03:50


At 8/29/14 07:51 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?
There's only like, 6 of those here.

More like 8.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:05:03


A great place to meet men.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:06:06


All the good girls on NG are already taken. All 12 of them.


I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:14:29


There are no women on newgrounds. That is a fact.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:17:05


At 8/29/14 08:03 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 8/29/14 07:51 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?
There's only like, 6 of those here.
More like 8.

And at least 4 of them are lesbians.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:19:19


At 8/29/14 08:16 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/29/14 08:06 PM, Knights wrote: All the good girls on NG are already taken. All 12 of them.
I'm sorry.

Like I even stood a chance, Ms. "I'm too good for the male gender".


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:24:43


"Meet 'n' Fuck"


Seriously love the Miestas zeitgeist....

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 20:36:55


Any Newgrounds girls looking for a Newgrounds guy?

I like:
Technology
Literature
Newgrounds
Newgrounds BBS
Cynicism (Not the Greek sort)
Arguing with people on the Internet
Horribly offensive jokes
Long walks on the beach
Rainbows
Posting on the Newgrounds BBS
Unicorns
Classic movies
Blamming and protecting on the Newgrounds Portal
Photography
Proving people wrong on the BBS
Word problems / riddles
Videogames
Debating with people on the BBS with the intent of proving them wrong
Star Trek
Writing Spock/Kirk fan fiction
Making sure Sulu says "Oh myyyy" in each story
Schadenfreude
Cynicism (The Greek sort)
Crying myself to sleep at night
Reading posts by my favorite users on the Newgrounds BBS
Dystopian 'fiction'
Noticing that 'Dystopian' is not in Firefox's dictionary and its only autocorrect option is 'Utopia'
Knowing that our Reptilian overlords are responsible for this.
BBS
Puppies

& u ;)

Here's my latest pic. Hope you spend some time 'mirin mah gains.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:09:37


I've been threatened with rape by users here. Does that count?


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:22:24


At 8/29/14 07:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The ones you find will either eat your soul, or try to murder you, maybe both... or they are just actually 40 year old men..... be wary

I just assume that everyone on the internet is a 45 year old fat sweaty dude.

Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:24:10


All you gotta do is stick with me, I constantly drown in pussy, NG pussy included, so you can pick up those I no longer want.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:25:35


At 8/29/14 09:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: How biased, I'm only a 19 year old sweaty dude.

But still...probably 45. In fact it's even more likely now.

Nice try though. ;)

Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:38:00


At 8/29/14 09:34 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 8/29/14 09:24 PM, Slint wrote: All you gotta do is stick with me, I constantly drown in pussy, NG pussy included, so you can pick up those I no longer want.
This schtick you pull is getting old now

I hope you're aware of how hilariously ironic what you just said is.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:39:00


At 8/29/14 09:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: How biased, I'm only a 19 year old sweaty dude.

OK, OK. You might be an exception to the rule. It's possible you might be telling the truth here.

At 8/29/14 09:29 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: teehee.... you would know. you trap you...

I know - I tell people I'm only 34 but little do they know!

Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:51:17


At 8/29/14 09:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: It is, I almost fucked two different people from here,
almost fucked

Too fat, old and hairy for you?


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:52:56


I just remembered @WahyahRanger lives really close to me and we haven't done any gay shit yet. We need to get on that, shouldn't we?


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:55:21


At 8/29/14 09:52 PM, Chdonga wrote: I just remembered @WahyahRanger lives really close to me and we haven't done any gay shit yet. We need to get on that, shouldn't we?

I imagine you guys would have a fine time camping out.

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 21:56:22


Heh heh...

Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 22:06:24


Me and @ama fuck on a daily basis.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 22:18:33


At 8/29/14 07:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Rarely but it could happen. I'm with someone now, she's a sweetheart.

Huh?
Huh huh?
HUH?
oh
ooooh
OOOOOOOOh
oh oh
oh?
ooooooh?
oh okay......
....hm
hmmmmmmmm
oh
Oooooooh

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Oldskies lmao

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 22:20:10


At 8/29/14 07:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The ones you find will either eat your soul, or try to murder you, maybe both... or they are just actually 40 year old men..... be wary

Yeah, you're mad :3


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 22:33:38


At 8/29/14 07:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The ones you find will either eat your soul, or try to murder you, maybe both... or they are just actually 40 year old men..... be wary

But what about those who like soul-eating 40 year old men who want to murder them? Huh? Have you considered that demographic?

Seriously though I'm ... just going to hope this thread is a joke.


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Response to Getting laid through newgrounds 2014-08-29 22:36:55


At 8/29/14 09:48 PM, Xenomit wrote: I don't think you know what ironic means. Either way, what I said is the truth, you've played it out.

Either YOU don't know what it means, or you're completely oblivious that no one in this website except granted there's always a few retards believe you're older than 14.

Getting laid through newgrounds


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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