At 8/29/14 07:47 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The ones you find will either eat your soul, or try to murder you, maybe both... or they are just actually 40 year old men..... be wary
SubliminalVirus confirmed as a 40 year old man.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
Yes you'll find them to the left in the Adult section, oh my bad those are just horny men looking at nude cartoons.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 8/29/14 10:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:At 8/29/14 10:56 PM, darkjam wrote: Who here is actually a girl?I take trans girls like me don't count?
Sorry bruh, but you good for any boy.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 8/29/14 10:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:At 8/29/14 10:56 PM, darkjam wrote: Who here is actually a girl?I take trans girls like me don't count?
You count in my book.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 8/29/14 10:59 PM, koopahermit wrote:At 8/29/14 10:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:You count in my book.At 8/29/14 10:56 PM, darkjam wrote: Who here is actually a girl?I take trans girls like me don't count?
Same here, I'd enjoy that kitty booty any day!
At 8/29/14 10:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:At 8/29/14 10:56 PM, darkjam wrote: Who here is actually a girl?I take trans girls like me don't count?
I'd stick with you over anyone else.
First blood! First topic of 2010!
KC Green has just won my heart.
Kogey made a sig, but it was too much for me to handle.
Had my ng flings. Not impressed, I'm going to armor games unless ng steps it up!
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At 8/29/14 11:03 PM, Rad wrote:At 8/29/14 10:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:I'd stick with you over anyone else.At 8/29/14 10:56 PM, darkjam wrote: Who here is actually a girl?I take trans girls like me don't count?
Over Trixie?! Come here and say that to her magical hooves of pain!
At 8/29/14 10:06 PM, Slacker013 wrote:At 8/29/14 09:56 PM, NiTeAnGeL wrote:Some girl magically reappears from a 9 year hiatus? Hello convict...
Yup, but I'm also a ugly, old prune now on top of that. Just gotta let that naked anime chick do the luring for me now. ;))
niqqa wtf u think this is ahhhh if u aint a hoe den gete out of my trap house swag
No, I've only come across @selena who is pretty but, in genral just no. Besides I have a girlfriend and her name is Harriet..... I was tempted to put a picture of India Reynolds on because I have a crush on her :)
Back in the day of the Old-New Featurless chat, we had a saying, ahem...
NG IS NOT A DATING SITE.
Oldskies lmao
At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: I have been on this site for a while now and there is one question that has always interested me.
Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?
If yes, why?
You are a fag (I wish I could do the fucking rainbow colours!)
I once met someone over NG. I managed to escape just recently.
Is this the edit button?
Hi
At 8/29/14 10:39 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:At 8/29/14 10:25 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: If you're into that kind of thing.I'm into this:
You're into girls with bad tattoos?
さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ
At 8/29/14 10:42 PM, Xenomit wrote: You're gonna have to do better than that
I don't even know what you're talking about now. Maybe at your young age you're still not developed enough to have decent reading comprehension. It's okay though, we can still pretend you get laid and all that stuff you tell us.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 8/29/14 08:06 PM, Knights wrote: All the good girls on NG are already taken. All 12 of them.
HAHAHA/ha NO SHIT! Newgrounds is a total Sausage fest, if you want women then go to deviantart, but they are annoying as hell, and full of problems.
Hello I'm draw art and art acessories
At 8/29/14 07:42 PM, Lorkas wrote: I have been on this site for a while now and there is one question that has always interested me.
Is newgrounds a good place to meet women?
If yes, why?
If you like Newgrounds women suuuure. *BA DUMP CHA*
At 8/30/14 12:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: As I said, this thing you pull is ancient
Refer to my first reply once again.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 8/30/14 11:27 AM, Sirbrickrock wrote:At 8/29/14 08:06 PM, Knights wrote: All the good girls on NG are already taken. All 12 of them.HAHAHA/ha NO SHIT! Newgrounds is a total Sausage fest, if you want women then go to deviantart, but they are annoying as hell, and full of problems.
All girls are full of problems.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 8/30/14 12:56 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: I wish I didn't click on this again, I have melanoma now.
At 8/30/14 04:13 AM, wolfe wrote: Besides I have a girlfriend and her name is Harriet.....Harriet? That's like some 19th century shit right there.
Actually sounds like a classy little lady though. Good for you.
Classy? She drinks champagne if that's what you mean?
At 8/30/14 01:28 PM, wolfe wrote: She drinks champagne if that's what you mean?
Classy as fuck.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
The only way you can get laid via Newgrounds is if you have the webpage open while you impale your monitor with your lonely cock.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 8/30/14 02:40 PM, Voltage wrote: Here's the deal - you are looking to hook up, with another peasant in TomFulp's kingdom. You can do that. You can do that with anyone of your pleasing, feminine, trans, hetero, homo, whatever the fuck interests you in whatever the kind of fuck you want to have. It's completely possible. I met a couple NG chicks completely OFF NG (the site itself), mostly because they're shy of the scene - and for good reason. The couple girls I met off NG also managed to hook up with low-to-middle of the road guys, so good for them.
In other words, as long as you're a total fucking creep you're probably getting hooked up through this site unless you're one of those 1%ers that has a nice shitty relationship. I'm legit serious about this, if you are a creep you have a total chance. If you're a regular dude, some kid, some horny-happy teenager, you stand little to no chance.
Hah, your post reminded me of this 4chan picture I found somewhere on the internet.
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At 8/31/14 02:58 PM, Voltage wrote: The odd truth is that this entire world has odd pretenses on "how" you get laid, on "why" you get laid and they are both totally different.
I agree. It's different for every person.
So people make the most of whoever joins them for a ride, that's the key thing. I got laid without even really expecting it, but it was well before I had someone I shared some kind of connection with (or seemed that way, anyhow). But I'd take the nonsexual relationship over banging somebody, not like I really want to be that way but at the same time you don't need to fuck someone in the ass to share some real mutual connection.
As I grow older and/or wiser (probably just older) I keep leaning towards the idea of having sex with someone you have actual feelings for. As weird as it sounds.
That's what a douchebag says and pretends it's what matters. My response: go to jail and fuck every guy in the ass if it makes you feel that dominant, you jackass.
You're talking about the picture right?
Anyways both of your posts were quite smart, I couldn't think of an interesting reply to reply though. Maybe we should talk via PM about more personal shit if you feel like it. I don't know.
