I'll invest all my savings on Dankmen !
Jumping into whatever internet craze it's the road to success.
Do you mates take Pico Coin ™ as a payment method ?
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
HO HO HOPE you become a Newgrounds Supporter this year!
We're working hard to give you the best site possible, but we have bills to pay and community support is vital to keep things going and growing. Thank you for considering!
Haha, Nice April fools joke guys... thi-this is a joke right? R I G H T ? !
At 4/1/22 03:14 AM, ArtisticBlueJay wrote:Damn this actually got me! Well played.
If you think this was good, then just wait until next year.
bruh
I used to think NFT's were bad for artists and the environment. I mean, they are but I'd gladly accept a bleak future for a bright tomorrow in the world of the blockchain
This April Tom-foolery made me realize something. . .
My Simisear Icon looks like a Bored Ape NFT
I get the feeling I'm not quite made of the right stuff. . .
To float between the rings of 💫🪐Cosmic Metal Love🌌⭐
Just bought one for 420.69 WANKCOIN$ (62 TANKCOIN$)
Thanks Tom!
Pillar(T)
more effort was put into these than all NFTs combined
At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.
At 4/1/22 03:16 AM, C8COMRADE wrote:Imagine stealing these
haha couldnt be me
NFTs are awesome, people are always afraid of new technology... This will revolutionize the world; banking, entertainment, and politics, it's here!
At 4/1/22 03:55 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:more effort was put into these than all NFTs combined
It's sad, but it's true. NewGrounds is the best place to be.
idfk
At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Our new Dankmen NFTs just dropped!
I bought them all up because I knew I’d be featuring them and generating a lot of interest. My plan is to sell them one at a time over the coming months, for increasingly higher prices as hype increases.
The added perk of owning a Dankmen NFT is that if you make it your NG profile picture, you’ll be awarded with a pentagon border. Right now I’m the only person with a pentagon border but in the months ahead, a few lucky (and preferably rich) folks will be joining this exclusive club.
In the meantime, enjoy looking at my Dankmen! This is a good time to think about which one is your favorite and save up money / take out a loan to make an offer. Don't be left feeling like you missed the investment of a lifetime!
Important: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen!
Cheeky Dankman by @Potatoman
Dormroom Dankman by @DaemonPlus
Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega
Daffy Dankman by @PhantomArcade
Hyper Dankman by @LobsterMango
16-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman
8-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman
Officers' Club by @PhantomArcade
Big thanks to @Potatoman for the promo banner and site skin, along with organizing the Dankmen crew!
Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.
Let me guess, April Fools?
I'm the one who made Puppylove: The (ACTUAL) Sequel, Red Snow: Altered, and Ruffy the Shelline!
SHROOMS
At 4/1/22 04:19 AM, Dom-1 wrote:Now this is going to be a bright future for newgrounds
Not until they implement Grifter Coin, rename Supporters to Hustlers, and rename the multiplayer tag to metaverse.
The investors won't be able to contain themselves.
"Jokes on you, Tommy Flippers! I already got 7,895 copies of your Dankmen NFTs!"
-Maestro Von NFT
"The Hit Single Albumn in The United States Dankmerica"
Business down below:
Office hours: 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM PST
Assassination Department: DM for "MVP" / For Artist Department: DM for "TeKen_Nation"
At 4/1/22 12:49 AM, Intrapath wrote:Non-fungible tokens? More like NEWGROUNDS fungible tokens, eh?
Newgrounds Fulp Tankmans
Nooooooo not neniftees we don't like mr monke :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((99
Oh my... Such amazing NFTs those are. It would be a shame if magically one of them appears as my profile picture, but fortunately that will not happen
How's it going mate? 🤠
I had to resize it :(
Gotta love how an April Fool's joke has better art than actual NFTs lmao
