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Best King Of The Hill Quotes!

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Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 22:57:25


Hey

whats your faverite King of the hill quote if you have one post em here :)

mine is

"Not the face,thats how i makes my livins"-Cotten hill :)

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 22:59:14


i think its funny when hank says damn it.... :D


I win. Flawless victory.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 22:59:47


Hank: I tell ya hwat.


CLICK BELOW!!

RANDOM CLIP SHOW and other funny skits.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:00:28


*really fast unintellgible funny shit* - Boomhauer


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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:02:37


Every time me or my dad bring up "Bob-bah, if you weren't mah son, I'd hug yah.", we just start laughing...

I dunno, it's not really that funny if you think about it, it's sort of our inside joke.

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:03:27


Hank: I was born in New York...
Bobby: GET, OUT!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:04:00


Dale:Wing-O!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:05:29


get off muh lawn, bobby

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:07:39


That weird shocked sound that sounds like an orgasm that Hank does...

<3 DarkLlama


Obama wins at life.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:08:46


yep,yep,yup, mmmmhmmm


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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:08:47


At 9/17/05 11:07 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: That weird shocked sound that sounds like an orgasm that Hank does...

<3 DarkLlama

does it sound like a

"Eughaughaaa"

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:12:49


How could I forget.

Dale: Sh sh shaaa!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:14:21


At 9/17/05 11:08 PM, --MRED-- wrote: does it sound like a

"Eughaughaaa"

Yep.


Obama wins at life.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:15:39


At 9/17/05 11:07 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: That weird shocked sound that sounds like an orgasm that Hank does...

<3 DarkLlama

Heh, you're cool man. I like you.

And that sound mde me laugh when I said it in me head: UAHAHAGAH! Soemthing like that, hard to verbalize.


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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:16:08


At 9/17/05 11:14 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote:
At 9/17/05 11:08 PM, --MRED-- wrote: does it sound like a

"Eughaughaaa"
Yep.

i love the japanese episode

american hank:EughaughaaaA
japanese hank (*american hank's brother*):EughehhhHHH!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:17:01


Hank: You want to see that new science fiction movie, Bobby? I hear it has special effects!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:19:31


"Ssh Sha..." - Dale Gribble


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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:20:58


"Dad, why do you hate things you don't understand?"
"Why, I don't hate you, Bobby."

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:21:42


"yep" "yeap" "mmmhmm" "yup" =)


NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE. PSN Screenname - Mooglejoke Wii U Network ID - Mooglejoke - Nintendo 3DS Friend Code 4768-8871-1657

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:21:59


Hank: "God didnt want me to die because he still wanted me to sell propane and propane accessories"


o_O

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:23:02


Hank- " Thats it im kicking your ass"

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:34:41


I have two favorites...
From the episode where Dale thinks Mr. Big is out to get him he goes "pocket-sand" and throws sand in sum guys face

Next is the japanese episode
"yep...hai"

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:44:56


"I heard he sleeps in a different coffin every night... I don't know if it's true or not, it's just what I heard." ~ Dale

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Hank: What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?


unban russianspy22

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:47:34


Bill- Ow, my face hurts!
Hank- It's gonna match your ass when i get dont kickin it!

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-17 23:52:50


"Let go of my purse!"-Bobby Hill
*kicks in testicles*

That damn sig that said King of the Hill sucks, always coming to mind whenever I watch that show.


Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-18 00:13:47


"Bobby! I got propane in my eurethra!" - King of the Hill playing on a TV in The Simpsons...

Hank: "I've got a lovely family..."
Asain Club Dude: "Ah, yes...Peggy Hill. And Bobby Hill, age thirteen...SUPER nice!"

aaaaah, the laffs....Mike Judge is amazing; Beavis and Butthead, Office Space, King of the Hill. He pwns doubletime.

Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-18 00:17:54


At 9/17/05 11:00 PM, DarkLlama wrote: *really fast unintellgible funny shit* - Boomhauer

I love in the episode where they are volunteer firefighters and Boomhauer is telling his side of the story, and everyone else sounds like he normally does but when he speaks he says it clearly.


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-18 00:19:06


Ooh! I just remembered one... Dale is having a phone conversation with somebody in his basement.

"Well if it's Jack Ruby's hat, then I have to make sure it's his hat... Yeah... Alright, what colors does it come in?"


Obama wins at life.

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-18 00:40:53


was i the only one who thought that show was horribly un-funny

i dont think there are any good things about that show

im so suprised at how it turned out compared to the previous amazingness of Beavis and Butthead

how can you make something that great and then make such a piece of shit


"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here."

-Cheshire Cat

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Response to Best King Of The Hill Quotes! 2005-09-18 00:49:04


Hank:peggy's running for an political office wow

Dale:i don't care, as long as she doesnt take my guns away

hank:she's running for school board dale

dale:she better not take joseph's guns away