Best King Of The Hill Quotes!
Dale:"By the end of day 3, you'll be begging for gerbster!"
At 9/18/05 12:49 AM, Kaabi wrote: THATS MY PURSE
I DONT KNOW YOU!
you win a cookie :D
(*hands kaabi a cookie*)
There is this one episode where they go to a gay rodeo and they aren't aware of it. They pass by some guys dancing to YMCA and Hank says:
"You know, I like the YMCA, they have nice facilities."
Dale:GRAB MY ARM...but grab it the right way or the move won't work
Hank: I'll let you borrow my new tool set
Dale: Keep it?
Hank: Borrow it
Dale: Keep it?
Hank: If you say keep it one more time I'm stepping over this hedge and kicking your ass.
Dale: Keep(hank steps over the hedge) AAHHH
I like the episode when Hank goes blind and everyone makes fun of him. Then at the end he steps out of the car with a cane and chases them down.
I am a new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.
when there is the alley saying yep,yep,yep,hmmmm
At 9/18/05 12:54 AM, --MRED-- wrote: you win a cookie :D
(*hands kaabi a cookie*)
Ha ha, Score. Thats like my millionth E-cookie.
The Firefighter episode
Hank:Dont plug that dang neon sign DALE!
Dale:Be bi bika bow be bi bow be bi bikka bow bow (*plugs it in*)
:D
My favorite part was when Dale bought the falcon and bird glove and he tells it, "Do a double loop and a barrel roll." and it flies up and starts attacking Bill.
"Dale, you giblet head. It's already 110 degrees, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"- Hank
"LuAnne, The back of your head looks like a horses ass." -Hank
Ahh...
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At 9/17/05 11:00 PM, DarkLlama wrote: *really fast unintellgible funny shit* - Boomhauer
How exactly is it possible, to talk that fast? And to be saying something weird, at the same time?
Anyway, something about this entertains me.
Bobby - Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank - Do you know how long I've waited to hear you say that?
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The best Boomhauer quotes:
"Dang ol' muhahahaha!...dang ol'...Boo! man"
"I tell ya what man, dang ol' like 'bounk chi a won won.'"
King Of Fighters '98: The Slugfest
"Nothing Is Perfect, Therefore Perfection Is Flawed." - Adam Lewis
Hank " They say you are what you sell.... I guess that makes me cheap, oderless, and efficent... Hu HA
"When I grow up, I want to sell propane and propane accesories... If my grades are good enough."
lol
My favorite:
Dale: "You get in there and massage my wife".
Bump
Cotten:SuaSAGE...WHERES MY SAUUSAGE?!
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- Hank Hill
I like the episode where they meet Jimmy carter cause Cottons mad at hank.
Cotton: Everyone hated that baby.
Jimmy Carter: HATED a BABY?!
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- Hank Hill
you'd have better luck trying to tickle everyone because you'll never get a laugh doing that stupid shit
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At 9/19/05 02:28 AM, LiquidTruth wrote: I like the episode where they meet Jimmy carter cause Cottons mad at hank.
Cotton: Everyone hated that baby.
Jimmy Carter: HATED a BABY?!
CottoN:he said i can shoot his limo with my nail gun
Hank:wha? is this true carter?
Jimmy carter:well yes...but...negotiations..ugh..
HAnk:carter you made a promise!
Jimmycarter:FINE
Cotten:(*shoots a few rounds at the 6th shot hits window breaks it*) oops
Jimmycarter:*shocked* they told me it was bullet proof
Damnit, I'm probably going to butcher this first line, because I haven't seen the episode in a while.
"Why is he smashing that car?"
"He had to, mom; he was dissed"
King of the Hill was on TV a couple of hours ago.
:D
Dale:ARE you afraid to take the Gwuano challengE?
Peggy: "Oh, lighten up, Hank. Gangstas and hos are his generation's cowboys and indians."
King Of Fighters '98: The Slugfest
"Nothing Is Perfect, Therefore Perfection Is Flawed." - Adam Lewis
Cotten:ill name the baby Hank
Hank:you cant name the baby hank, my name is hank
Cotten:fine ill name him GH
Hank:GH?
Cotten:GOOD HANK
Hank:you cant name him that ppl will think im like...BAD HANK
COtten:well you Burnt mY BURGER...doesnt SEEM very good..."BAD HANK"
At 9/24/05 01:36 AM, --MRED-- wrote: GH Quote
You do know that one is completely mis-worded and out of multiple contexts, right?
Cotton: I'm a name him Hank. Always wanted a boy named Hank.
Hank: Uhhh...Dad? Hank is my name.
Cotton: Not anymore! I'm a takin' it back!
Hank: You can't take away a grown mans name!
Cotton: Fine. I'll call 'em GH...Good Hank.
Later in the same episode...
Cotton: Did you see the way my boy looked at that nurse? Damn near slapped her behind right there!
Bobby: Yeah, uncle Good Hank is really something special.
Hank: Dad, this isn't right. You call him Good Hank and people are gonna think I'm Bad Hank.
Cotton: Well, you burnt my burger, didn't ya BH!?
King Of Fighters '98: The Slugfest
"Nothing Is Perfect, Therefore Perfection Is Flawed." - Adam Lewis
At 9/24/05 01:44 AM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:At 9/24/05 01:36 AM, --MRED-- wrote: GH QuoteYou do know that one is completely mis-worded and out of multiple contexts, right?
yes i realized i MISWORDED THAT
>:(
u make me mad inside
