At 7/21/03 04:00 PM, RyanAn wrote: Well, what are some of your favorite Simpson's quotes?
To respond to that post from over a year ago, my favorite quote is in my sig. Although I also like:
1) "You tried and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
2) "Hey Apu, there's a head in this bag." "Oohh, a head bag! Those are chock full of... heady goodness."
3) "Son, when you participate in a sporting event, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg, a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
:) In my top ten favorite Simpsons songs!
Ryan
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At 1/3/05 09:23 AM, RyanAn wrote: Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg, a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
) In my top ten favorite Simpsons songs!
Yup, and also the Kwik-E-Mart song from "Homer and Apu".
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,
But now I've come to looooooove your quirks.
Maggie with her eyes so bright,
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
Lisa can philosophise,
Bart's adept at spinning lies,
Homer's a delightful fella,
Sorry 'bout the salmonella.
and so on...
At 1/3/05 03:05 PM, Vince50 wrote:
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Yup, and also the Kwik-E-Mart song from "Homer and Apu".
and so on...
"...who needs the Quickie-Mart?
It made dad sickey-Mart!
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Who needs the Quickie-Mart?
I doooooooo..."
The first line is one of my favorites, the second is one of the sadest in any episode.
Ryan
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At 1/3/05 07:06 PM, RyanAn wrote:At 1/3/05 03:05 PM, Vince50 wrote:the second is one of the sadest in any episode.
what about...?
lisa: Bart, today is my birthday. you promised you would get me something, and.. and.. im afraid to ask
bart: maybe you should trust that instinct and not ask
lisa: i thought so. oh bart, you... you.. ::runs into house crying::
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i just got a simpsons trivial box calendar. :-) now i have a box calendar and a regular 12 month one. yippie!
another good quote:
"I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?"
At 1/4/05 03:57 PM, Vince50 wrote: another good quote:
"I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?"
That had to be a Krusty quote. :)
I really was hoping someone else would have posted here, there has been a 10 day period since the last post. :(
Ryan
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At 1/16/05 10:50 AM, Toocool100 wrote: anybody up for a duff?
Wow a can of duff where you find that toocool, anyways my vacation from the bbs is over and its been awhile, glad to see ryan and toocool still around...
~X~
Finally a new episode tonight! Then a full hour of family guy... tonights gonna be awsome...
~LamboFactor
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At 1/16/05 11:40 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:At 1/16/05 10:50 AM, Toocool100 wrote: anybody up for a duff?Wow a can of duff where you find that toocool
google images LOL
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Welcome back X, where ya' been? heh. How is everyone doing lately?
Speaking of really cool Duff related merch... I broke out my Duff brand shirt yesterday, and I was the "Belle of the Ball" - or prince, either way. Check out Target, they have bunches of Simpsons shirts under $13!
Ryan
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what did everyone think of the new simpsons episode?
it started off pretty bad and hard to watch.. but then it got alot better once apu and flanders joined
OMG.. lol.. when flanders met some guy just like him and they were like doodly doodly doodly and then after when apu did the lalalalalalalala with the turban on his head.. lol.. funny funny stuff
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I have been missing most of them...I always think they are repeats but then I am wrong. I am going to try to make some room for Simpsons on Sunday (if it is a new episode).
Sorry for the lack of posts. I haven't been on Newgrounds in a while because I am busy more often.
Alright here are some questions for ya guys ;) :
1- True or false? In "Homer Goes To College," the dean has a poster of Pink Floyd on his office wall.
2- In "The Black Widower," which character is reffered to by his name for the first time? Hans, Cletus or Snake?
3- In "Marge Gets A Job," Marge gets hit with what? A boot, The flu, or A camerea lens?
4- In "Secrets of a Successful Marriage," what class does Moe teach a the Adult Ed Annex?
Good Luck!
At 1/20/05 09:24 PM, Princess_80 wrote:
Alright here are some questions for ya guys ;) :
wow, talk about some tough questions, since im not positive about any of them, i'll leave it to someone else.. heh, good luck guys
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At 1/16/05 10:50 AM, Toocool100 wrote: anybody up for a duff?
My friend's dad has one of those. The top of the can is a lid and inside is a card deck.
At 1/20/05 09:24 PM, Princess_80 wrote: 3- In "Marge Gets A Job," Marge gets hit with what? A boot, The flu, or A camerea lens?
Camera lens. Burns wants Smithers to zoom in on Marge but he does it too much and the camera bumps into her.
4- In "Secrets of a Successful Marriage," what class does Moe teach a the Adult Ed Annex?
Moe teaches "Funk Dancing for Self Defense"
The other 2 i'm not sure about but I could find the answers since I have both those episodes on DVD. ;-)
Okidoki, I watched the other 2 episodes and the answers are true and snake.
All right! :D I will have more questions coming up soon
Best joke of the 16th season:
Burns:(walks up to Homer And Marge) Oh! It's my favorite employee and his spouse! (See Bart And Lisa) OH! and these must be Children!
Here's a question:
In Homer Loves Flanders, we find out that Moe does what once a week?
ohhh yea, i remember marge getting hit by a camera lens now
mr. burns: closer, closer, closer, god damn it i said closer!!!
::zoooom::
marge: ow!
mr, burns: too close
hehe
does anyone know if there is a new episode of the simpsons tonight?
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At 1/23/05 10:16 AM, Toocool100 wrote: does anyone know if there is a new episode of the simpsons tonight?
There are two episodes tonight but im not sure if they are new...
At 1/23/05 10:10 AM, Vince50 wrote: Here's a question:
In Homer Loves Flanders, we find out that Moe does what once a week?
ooo Thats a tough one... I Can't remember.
On there website it says it's an old one (the one were Marge takes Nelson is as a son).
At 1/16/05 04:54 PM, RyanAn wrote: Welcome back X, where ya' been? heh. How is everyone doing lately?
Hey Ryan, oh since im here get me a link to that club of yours on movies and dvds, but whats been hapening on the simpsons as of late?
~X~
Hey everyone...
X, how has your vacation been? Here is my club. Some other links are by my sig.
Ryan
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