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Cock Rocket Adventures

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Taking the Cock Rocket series to a whole new level, you can now play as one of them in this ground-breaking flash. Use the arrow keys to move, but watch out for radioactive spunk!

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A seizure-inducing cock GIF. That's it.

erm...

fyi im epileptic.
im sending you my hospital bill mr.?

Sidorio responds:

You'll be dead before you hit the ground.

haha.

to tell you the truth i thought this was kinda funny.

Sidorio responds:

This is why the world is shit.

gay

dude how gay are you the rocket looks like a flying peni

Sidorio responds:

Really? Well fuck me, it does.

Alright

I thought that the flashing background behind the purple cock with fire spitting from it was just the loading screen. I sat and waited for a few seconds. Then, in horror, I reached out and tested the arrow keys. To my despair the purple flaming cock MOVED, and I broke down into tears.

Sidorio responds:

You fucking pansy cry-baby.

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Score
1.53 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 27, 2008
3:39 PM EST
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