Back in the taxi, police sirens start to ring, and a police man tries to stop them, but marco accelerates faster, Link then turns to him.
Link - "Errm Marco, I think they want you to stop."
Marco looks distant, but alert at the same time
Marco - "Well he can go to hell, this car is stolen!"
Link sighs, sitting back in his seat.
Link - "Dumbass."
A chase ensues (insert matrix music here lol) then, Lon Lon Bar can be seen in the distance, marco accelerates even faster
Marco - "If I dont make it out alive, take care of Jason!"
Marco then looks around
Marco - "Where is he?"
Navi - "Sleeping with pillow"
Marco pauses, then screams.
Marco - "OH GOD NO!"
The car is about to crash into the wall, marco throws link and navi out at the last minute, leaving him and the policeman to die in a fiery explosion
Link sighs
Link - "...Always has to be the centre of attention! 'Look at me, I can drive! Look at me, I can juggle lions! Look at me, I've crashed into a wall and I'm trapped in a pile of burning steel!'"
Navi looks furious and smacks him over the head.
Navi - "YOU INSENSITIVE ASSWIPE!" She hits him again "GET IN THE FUCKING BAR, NOW!"
As they walk in, they are surprised to see its clean.
Link - "Hey, Talon, why's the bar so clean? Normally its a crap-hole"
Talon looks at him warningly.
Talon - "Link, the bars ALWAYS been this clean!" Wink wink
The health inspector looks around, but link dosn't seem to understand.
Link - "O.........k but why isnt it its normal crap hole self?"
Talon sighs and as the inspctor writes something down on his cliboard, Talon mumbles something like "Link you retard! He's the health inspector."
Link takes a seat at the bar.
Talon is behind the bar, watching the health inspector and cleaning a glass with a white cloth.
Talon - "So, Link. What brings you here?"
Link sighs.
Link - "My car's been clamped, and I've got hundreds of tickets. It'll take a lifetime to pay them off..."
Talon pulls out a glass of milk for link. He quickly chugs it down.
Talon -"aww cheer up! look at our entertainment"
Link stares at him
Link - "Entertainment?"
Talon - "yea....Malon sings now!"
Malon is seen singing epona's song on stage but has a bottle thrown ather head by a booing crowd, her singing becomes slurred and she eventually cries ; "MONKEY FEET!" and passes out, she is then swept away by Talon
Random announcer - "and now folks, say a big hello to SUM 41!!!"
sum 41 start playing one of their songs and Malon starts grumbling in japanese
Talon -"anyways, what will you do now then?"
Link - "Well, he's kidnapped princess Zelda (*mumble* Again...) and he's trying to take the triforce, so I guess I'll just have to stop him."
Talon - "Stay for a while, though. Have a drink."
They talk for a few hours, Link drinks continually.
A few hours later, Link is drunk.
Link - "And ... and that's when... that's when I told him, right to his face..."
Talon (Unenthusiastically) - "... What did you tell him, Link?"
Link - "... (Link pauses to think.) ... I don't know."
Link falls to the floor.
Talon sighs and pulls out a broom, sweeping him back outside. Navi apologises. "I'm sorry, he's been a bit of a dick lately."
Talon - "Don't worry. What gets me though, is how he gets drunk from milk."
They both look down at him, he's blowing snot bubbles out his nose in his sleep.
Talon smiles. "Come back soon!"
Link wakes up, it's morning. He stands up, stretching.
Navi drew all over his face in the night with a permanant marker. She quickly hides the marker while he wakes.
Navi - "Good morning link! Sleep well?"
Link scratches his ass and grunts.
Link - "Mmm."
Navi - "Now can we go and rescue Zelda and save Hyrule?"
Link - "Ugh. I suppose."
Link - "lets go find Ganon!"
they walk a few feet and realise there isnt much point in carrying on
Link - "Look i know im going against what i said, but i want to teleport to reach Ganon."
Link pulls out the ocarina and starts playing the souls requiem, they end up teleporting to turkey. Navi, is naturally annoyed and starts hitting him on the head.
Navi - "Stupid stupid boy! wait......what the hells that in the ditch?"
They walk over to the ditch and realise its Ganon, he's been robbed, roped and left in a ditch.
Link - "shame....ah well lets get moving Navi.....hey its marco! HEY MARCO!"
The ghost of the taxi driver, marco, floats up to them and, instead of scaring the living hell out of them, begins to talk;
Marco - "Link the metre is still running, so you owe me 500,000,000 rupees please!"
Navi starts laughing
Navi - "poor Link, looks you had better sell you're beloved motorbike for cash! ha ha ha ha ha!......Link?"
Link is seen in the distance driving off on his motorbike
Marco - "Well thats unfortunate, but i guess that you owe me 500,000,000 rupees, plus tip!"
Navi - "OH YOU STUPID CU-"
Cut to credits
thats a few hours of work, wasnt very hard but still enjoyed making it all the same, hope you guys like it ^^ gimme some feedback good or bad, i dont care :P