I dont want to ask her out though lol

But you should still talk to her though.

At 1/5/06 11:49 AM, illSTREET wrote:

At 1/5/06 12:33 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: umm y? dude ur just retarted ur starting a pointless fight here...nd i mean rele attention whore? shes giving ppl advice dumbass....

I love how you try to take the intellectual highground by calling me a "dumbass". Then again, I suppose you are oblivious to absolutely everything since you think there's no reasoning behind me calling her an attention-whore.

no there isnt....nd she isnt

First of all, she's an attention whore because she feels the need to pretend to be 17 inorder to be liked, i.e., for people to pay attention to her. That sound anything like an attention-whore to you?

i see ur point but i dont think it matters, practiacly half the ppl on NG lie about their age anyways

Of course, you had to go and forget to mention the fact that I have undeniable proof that she is, in fact, 13 (14 if she's had a birthday since then). Convenient for you, isn't it Pumpkin?

and wut would that be?

Finally, I don't give a shit if she's "giving people advice". ANYONE could give her shitty advice. I could give that advice. In fact, I could give people better advice. Like I said, her advice sounds like it's coming from a thirteen-year-old pretending to be someone else...oh wait.

then lets see u try it hot-shot...dont rag on her, ppl seem to like her adivce

Did I just ruin your shit or what?

no not rele....i dont feel like auguring with u otherwise this thread would be pointless, if she is 13 than she is, so wut? its not age that measures intelligence *excluding comparisons such as say a 3 yr old to someone who is 22* all i am saying is, even if i am wrong, its fine, just let it go...just to settle the aurgument cuz im not up to it...that good?

You people are asking a 13 year girl for advice?

lame.

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

How can i ask you to go out whit me?
I'm serious.

At 1/6/06 12:59 PM, illSTREET wrote: Look, it bothers me because I proved she's thirteen and she still hasn't changed her age. Age doesn't measure intelligence, but _ashley_ clearly isn't that intelligent. And fine, I can't be bothered arguing either.

alright then...ill hold my opinions nd u can hold urs, even if mine are wrong, i just want to make sure things r settled....

At 1/1/06 02:26 AM, LiquidMayCry wrote: yeah i want some advice. Should i ask Sally out?

develop a friendship first.

What should you do when there is an awkward silence between you and someone else?
And you cant think of anything to say.
SHould you say something random just for the sake of breaking silence?

I have a new GF but I don't know what to say.Usually I just sit next to her while she talks to her friends.What should I do?

At 1/12/06 05:13 PM, -Redder- wrote: I have a new GF but I don't know what to say.Usually I just sit next to her while she talks to her friends.What should I do?

Become her friends friends. If you do this, they will not tell her not to date you or anything that might make her want to break up with you.
To become their friends, all you have to do is talk with them while you sit next to your GF.

At 1/12/06 05:11 PM, Xurch wrote: What should you do when there is an awkward silence between you and someone else?
And you cant think of anything to say.
SHould you say something random just for the sake of breaking silence?

Well that's what I do. I wouldn't know if it would work for you.

Are your friends really serious people that would hate you if you said somthing stupid in front of them?

At 1/1/06 02:48 PM, liveingdaylights wrote: I need advice should I buy a used hummer its like 30 years old ok gas or a spyder I prefer armor but I am asking you or should I just buy a crapy car

hummer.

At 1/20/06 03:44 PM, _ashley_ wrote:

At 1/1/06 02:48 PM, liveingdaylights wrote: I need advice should I buy a used hummer its like 30 years old ok gas or a spyder I prefer armor but I am asking you or should I just buy a crapy car

hummer.

hummers sux0rz. buy a cupcake and send it to me. im hungry.
But you should serously be asking a mechanic or salesperson, not _ashley_.

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

OI!!! stop kniking my name!! i own that name!!! ashleys MY name :P

I'm sorry I'm not going to ask advice from someone that could be a 50 year old pervert.

At 1/12/06 05:08 PM, _ashley_ wrote:

At 1/1/06 02:26 AM, LiquidMayCry wrote: yeah i want some advice. Should i ask Sally out?

develop a friendship first.

We've been friends for 5 years.......

We've been friends for 5 years.......

Than yes you should.

Do chicks dig clowns? Would you go out with a clown yourself?

At 2/17/06 07:20 PM, Tricky-The-Clown wrote: Do chicks dig clowns? Would you go out with a clown yourself?

no

At 3/8/06 09:59 AM, _ashley_ wrote:

At 2/17/06 07:20 PM, Tricky-The-Clown wrote: Do chicks dig clowns? Would you go out with a clown yourself?

no

Should I try to make my life with playing musing ?

hello there. ive heard of your advice column and i started 1 before i knew bout yours and as i can see some ppl are not taking it seriously. i had the same prob and they just said "my p3n0r fell off can i have yours" and other stupid stuff so tell me how is it you get ppl to take your topic seriously?

You are a terrible liar.

Why do you care what she does?

At 1/6/06 12:41 PM, -MetalliX- wrote:

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

How can i ask you to go out whit me?
I'm serious.

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic

no i don't need advice

Should I try to make my life with playing music ?

You should have a dayjob and you should play music in the streets, if people like your music and you are making alot of cash, than you can quit the dayjob and get a real music career :)

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

are there any porno RPG games?

At 1/1/06 06:12 PM, GeorgeCostanza wrote: I gave a girl some a big bunch of flowers and she slapped a restraining order on me, changed her last name and moved away. Does that mean she doesn't like me?

Doing all that because you gave her flowers. That does not sound to smart.
You must have done something in the past to make her want to do all of that...
Come back when you find out...

Where? I dont go out enough, plus i have a social phobia or something, i find it real hard to make new friends

clubs and groups(excluding gangs in the streets) are great ways to meet new people and make new friends.

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

Ashley, It's me, Theclocketeer, of the Audio Portal Club, I pmed you a couple things about the club, and you have been excepted. And if you join, I will advertise this thread! Don't ignore this, and check your inbox. It's a great oppurtunity, and it's just growing, so if you join, is it possible to advertise it on here?
Remember, it's called, Audio Portal Club, thanks.

-Theclocketeer

Hey Ashley, do you think a sister-brother relationship is wrong even though they have a strong bond between each other and use each other for moral support?

At 7/14/06 04:46 PM, -Warhammer- wrote: Hey Ashley, do you think a sister-brother relationship is wrong even though they have a strong bond between each other and use each other for moral support?

That depends what you mean by "relationship".

If you mean a bond of LOVE as in between a man and a womanm than that is wrong.

If you mean it as in a family love, than that is ok.