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need advice?

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Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 01:32:47


I need to know the answer of life.


"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 01:33:52


At 11/28/05 03:15 PM, ShadowKingLock wrote:
At 11/27/05 12:04 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 11/27/05 12:01 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: The correct answer is: King Kong.
King Kong could kill a T-rex because they have those crap arms and Kong would just have to grab it by the head..... but godzilla doesn't have those crap arms and he can breath fire.
dont be silly think about it Destorya could easily kill them with his Oxygen Destoryer breath

maybe but destroya is to slow. he can fly and all, but he is a big brick. godzilla can be fast when he wanst too. plus, your forgetting that when struck by lightning, godzilla turns black and his spines glow, abling him to breath a fire/lightning nuclear fusion blast.
i am SUCH a dork.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 01:45:01


why is london bridge falling down?
if it was only a three hour tour, then why did the Howells bring all thier money?
why are they called jelly beans if beans aren't needed to make them?
what happened to Mary's lamb?
how did strawberryclock become king of the portal?
do you think Capone and his cronies will rule Chicago forever?
what do you think the Germans will present for the 1936 Worlds fair?
why can't i find anything better to do?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 01:46:04


Whats the best lube to use on little kids?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 01:49:55


At 1/1/06 01:45 AM, ineedcoffee7000 wrote: why is london bridge falling down?
if it was only a three hour tour, then why did the Howells bring all thier money?
why are they called jelly beans if beans aren't needed to make them?
what happened to Mary's lamb?
how did strawberryclock become king of the portal?
do you think Capone and his cronies will rule Chicago forever?
what do you think the Germans will present for the 1936 Worlds fair?
why can't i find anything better to do?

1- because london is poorly crafted
2- ?
3- mary wanted lambchops for dinner
4- because newgrounds is home for retards
5- sausage
6- because newgrounds is home for retards

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:17:19


I have a girlfriend that i like alot, and i want to spend alot of time with her and talk to her.
I just have the delema of her always being busy, and she never answers her DAMN PHONE!
i asked her out because all her friends said she really liked me. i asked her out and im so happy i did.
im just worried now that if we dont connect more it could ruin it. I dont think its anyones fault, just that things always seem to get in the way.
should i tell her what i think?
what to do?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:25:32


idk....im really nervous person when it comes to these things...so is my gf...nd well we both got bac together and are crazy about eachother, nd im gonna kiss her for the first time this yr...we both kno its coming but im way to nervous about the whole situation...i mean i can kiss her yea but idk when would be the right time or place...we both think it should be special but im not sure wut is the righ moment....any advice?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:26:01


yeah i want some advice. Should i ask Sally out?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:35:08


At 1/1/06 02:25 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: idk....im really nervous person when it comes to these things...so is my gf...nd well we both got bac together and are crazy about eachother, nd im gonna kiss her for the first time this yr...we both kno its coming but im way to nervous about the whole situation...i mean i can kiss her yea but idk when would be the right time or place...we both think it should be special but im not sure wut is the righ moment....any advice?

when i first kissed my girlfriend, we where out late at night and we where across a little walk way from eachother in a graveyard. the next thing i know were standing eye to eye and she just grabs me and we start making out. i fell over on snow and we where rolling on the ground making out for a solid amount of time, and then we stopped. looked at eachother, and did it again.
so, the best time to do it is when your starring staight into her eyes, and it comes naturally. dont plan it. if it should happen, it just will.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:40:02


At 1/1/06 02:26 AM, LiquidMayCry wrote: yeah i want some advice. Should i ask Sally out?

whos sally? do you have much in common?
if you do and you really like her, go for it. if she says no, dont dream on it cuz it wouldnt work anyway if my guess.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:53:39


ummm _ashley_ u there?....

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:55:17


no1 needs advice here...they go to the where is/how to forum...dumass

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 02:57:58


At 1/1/06 01:26 AM, DarkScarecrow wrote:
At 9/15/05 06:33 PM, RedZeppelin wrote: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!?!?
175
i tested.... i live a sad life, too....

it takes 3!god damit
see-----> http://tootsieorly.ytmnd.com/

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:00:06


i aplaud you for sharring that.
seriosuly that was pretty funny lol

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:30:29


wut happened to this thread..it just went down...

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:35:54


yeah seriously.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:52:53


wow, it has died. aat least it was a decent 6 pages

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:55:18


eh its not completely dead...im just guessing _ashley_ has a life nd doesnt stay up all night to respond like ppl like me

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 03:56:31


i think she stopped long ago lol
most people are probly just past out on their cmputer

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:02:42


lol so we r pretty much tlking to oursevlves here....

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:03:26


At 1/1/06 04:02 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: lol so we r pretty much tlking to oursevlves here....

lol yup... i dunno why i needed to even quote that lol

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:05:33


hehe yea no seems to care wether its at the top of front page or not...

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:06:21


What the fuck? Is that an alt?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:08:21


nd we got another one! wuts up? lol

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 04:08:26


At 1/1/06 04:05 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: hehe yea no seems to care wether its at the top of front page or not...

yeah seems so

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 12:45:28


Can I help give advice?

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 12:46:29


At 1/1/06 04:05 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: hehe yea no seems to care wether its at the top of front page or not...

That is wrong, because I seem to get 30 more replies every time it goes to the top.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 12:52:27


At 1/1/06 12:46 PM, _ashley_ wrote:
At 1/1/06 04:05 AM, Questionable_Flash wrote: hehe yea no seems to care wether its at the top of front page or not...
That is wrong, because I seem to get 30 more replies every time it goes to the top.

woah _ashley_ ur bac! no...i was tlking about when no one was responding at like 3am when u werent on lol

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 12:58:07


woah _ashley_ ur bac! no...i was tlking about when no one was responding at like 3am when u werent on lol

Well,at 3am I do not expect many people to reply.

Response to need advice? 2006-01-01 13:00:49


eh well there r still at least 50 ppl on at that time...hehe but at that time no one was posting so me nd DarkScarecrow kept bumping it up cuz its a good thread :-)