At 7/19/06 10:21 AM, Tripping_Metal wrote: Ashely, how will I rebuild my _Ashley_ army of DOOM?
You go on avatar chat and do it again.
At 7/18/06 09:39 PM, _ashley_ wrote:
That depends what you mean by "relationship".
If you mean a bond of LOVE as in between a man and a woman than that is wrong.
........I see :(
Oops.
At 7/20/06 04:22 PM, -Warhammer- wrote:At 7/18/06 09:39 PM, _ashley_ wrote:........I see :(
That depends what you mean by "relationship".
If you mean a bond of LOVE as in between a man and a woman than that is wrong.
Oops.
I heard of a country that you can get married to a sibling in, but I don't remember what it is. Sorry
I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!
At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!
Date her friend.
At 7/21/06 05:59 PM, _ashley_ wrote:At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!Date her friend.
What if he doesen't like her?
That is shitty advice.
At 7/21/06 06:01 PM, -Beavis- wrote:At 7/21/06 05:59 PM, _ashley_ wrote:What if he doesen't like her?At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!Date her friend.
well than he can get to know her on a date. Ask her out, trust me!
At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.
ok then. i just got a g/f we went out about 2 times. im completely clueless. what kind of things do girls like to do?
ok then. i just got a g/f we went out about 2 times. im completely clueless. what kind of things do girls like to do?
That depends on the girl. . .
If she is:
emo:Tatoos of spiders and dressing black will please her
normal girlie girl: You have to look like a big hunk
normal girl: You have to be "Such a nice guy" there is no need to smoke or to look cool or anything like that :)
At 7/23/06 05:30 PM, _ashley_ wrote:That depends on the girl. . .
If she is:
emo:Tatoos of spiders and dressing black will please her
normal girlie girl: You have to look like a big hunk
normal girl: You have to be "Such a nice guy" there is no need to smoke or to look cool or anything like that :)
she dont care if im buff or not. she makes me go to the gym with her though
At 7/23/06 05:36 PM, ganondork1990 wrote: so all i gotta do is be myself. thats almost too easy
well she obviously likes you already if your going out with her so naturally you should be yourself
At 7/23/06 05:30 PM, _ashley_ wrote:
That depends on the girl. . .
If she is:
emo:Tatoos of spiders and dressing black will please her
normal girlie girl: You have to look like a big hunk
normal girl: You have to be "Such a nice guy" there is no need to smoke or to look cool or anything like that :)
Your all wrong. Putting on an act is the worst thing to do. Even if it does work they will figure it out 2 weeks down the line.
At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!
i had that situation a while ago. i just went out with the one i liked and the other one fell out with me new gf and me. but i didnt like her much in the first place so it worked out fine
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Hey man, right now my refrigerator is on fire. You see, I was getting a huge boner a few minutes ago and the best lube in the world is pepto bismol. So I was getting it right, when I then hit my head on the top of the refrigerator. Apparently I hit the light bulb right, so its sparking like crazy. I then decide to put it out with some of the alcohol I was drinking just now, but sudenly it just exploded with fire. I know that fire needs oxygen so I closed the door. Suddenly some fire burns through the top. Now I'm really fucked, so tell me.
Do I have time to jerk off?
DON'T CLICK ON THE SIGNATURE
this is a shout out!! evrybody! ashley is the best! she is nice,helpull and awesome!! i love her!! ^_^
Okay, so I asked out this girl near the end of the school year, and then exams came, and then it was summer. I kept asking her if she wanted to do something, but she claimed to always be busy and couldn't hang out. Then, she went on vacation with her friend in Florida for two weeks. A week later, I went on vacation to my dad's house in California, and I'm here until early August. The only problem is, I think this is damaging our relationship and could end in a possible breakup. The worst part is I haven't even seen her outside of school X_x Its lead me to believe that she doesn't even want to hang out with me or something. When I talk to her on MSN she's always distant and doesn't seem interested in me. Sometimes I don't even think she likes me O_o and it makes me paranoid. So...what should I do about all of this? Also, when I DO see her, what should I do so its not awkward?
At 7/24/06 01:32 AM, Blink_Link wrote: So...what should I do about all of this? Also, when I DO see her, what should I do so its not awkward?
You're kidding, right? from what you've said, it sounds like she was NEVER interested in you. are you friends? aquantinces? lovers? it sounds to me like you're the admiring teen and she's the out of your league hot chick. you're chasing a dream that can't come true, i guess. if she's not interested in talking to you, she's not interested in doing anything else with you either. sorry.
At 7/21/06 06:08 PM, _ashley_ wrote:At 7/21/06 06:01 PM, -Beavis- wrote:well than he can get to know her on a date. Ask her out, trust me!At 7/21/06 05:59 PM, _ashley_ wrote:What if he doesen't like her?At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!Date her friend.
thats awful advice, dude if u end up doing it your just likely to break the girl u USED to get to know the other girls heart, and then her friend (the one u like) will hate u because of that, and anyway, if she did end up accepting u you would wreck there friendship.
At 7/24/06 02:57 AM, duelcrazy100 wrote: what attracts a woman?
from watching cable TV this morning, i'm relatively certain that AXE body spray and a leather jacket are all you need to score all the women you want.
At 7/21/06 05:59 PM, _ashley_ wrote:At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!Date her friend.
thats like the worst advice ever...
At 7/24/06 05:26 AM, newgrounds_for_life wrote:At 7/21/06 05:59 PM, _ashley_ wrote:thats like the worst advice ever...At 7/21/06 01:14 PM, jedikiller1 wrote: I like this girl but I think her friend likes me. What do I do?!?!? and Why the fuck does this happen to me?!?!?!?!Date her friend.
feel free to take over for awhile
Dude I can't score, I suck when it comes to chatting up women so have you got any handy tips for picking up the oppisite sex?
At 7/24/06 11:16 AM, JasBa wrote: Dude I can't score, I suck when it comes to chatting up women so have you got any handy tips for picking up the oppisite sex?
Tell your exact story, like you would to a psychologist
A mailbox threw a turkey drumstick at my penis, and it broke (my penis). There's nothing there, now, but a great black hole, with the name "Janene" scrawled inside it. What do I do now?
crappy music is playing at this restaurant i am typing from. shouyld i destroy the stereo or walk out as soon as possible when the time limit expires?
At 7/30/06 09:40 AM, Sadists_Frayed_Haven wrote: crappy music is playing at this restaurant i am typing from. shouyld i destroy the stereo or walk out as soon as possible when the time limit expires?
walk out.
At 7/30/06 09:37 AM, tricolor wrote: A mailbox threw a turkey drumstick at my penis, and it broke (my penis). There's nothing there, now, but a great black hole, with the name "Janene" scrawled inside it. What do I do now?
What about this guy?
