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need advice?

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Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 07:00:52


i need some advice.
about 40 minites ago i crashed my friends bike and i think my testicle has exploded.

should i tell my mum? should i go to the hospital?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 09:56:42


what size gives women most pleasure ?
I really do hope that you know what im talking about...

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 10:00:44


At 9/15/05 06:34 PM, theabominablematt wrote: should i buy a mini fridge for my college dorm room to keep my beer away from thieves?

I would drink it as fast as possable rather then store it

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 10:01:43


At 9/16/05 07:00 AM, luistheduCk wrote: i need some advice.
about 40 minites ago i crashed my friends bike and i think my testicle has exploded.

should i tell my mum? should i go to the hospital?

Lol!! :D

pics plz??

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 10:04:32


At 9/16/05 10:00 AM, Toxic28 wrote:
At 9/15/05 06:34 PM, theabominablematt wrote: should i buy a mini fridge for my college dorm room to keep my beer away from thieves?
I would drink it as fast as possable rather then store it

I agree, beer is too good to be stuffed in the fridge. And once you drank it, it's totally impossible to steal it :)

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 10:52:09


I'm annoyed by the world's ignorance... Should I:
A: Go on a murderous rampage, taking mainly the aged because they fight back less
B: Go on a murderous rampage with a store bought gun... Though that would require moving to america
C: Grit my teeth and laugh it all away.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 11:16:19


should i beat up people that annoy me lots?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:03:04


At 9/15/05 08:14 PM, Lauch wrote: How does one get a girl to like them down in Montreal, Ash?

I dont follow you.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:11:37


At 9/21/05 05:03 PM, -ashley- wrote:
At 9/15/05 08:14 PM, Lauch wrote: How does one get a girl to like them down in Montreal, Ash?
I dont follow you.

Is there anything that montrealians do different/better than americans, when dating?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:12:32


Is there anything that montrealians do different/better than americans, when dating?

no,not that I can think of.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:17:06


"Girls don't like boys girls like cars and monaayyy!!!"

no,I dont.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:20:58


At 9/21/05 05:17 PM, -ashley- wrote:
"Girls don't like boys girls like cars and monaayyy!!!"
no,I dont.

It's an atrocious band, anyway.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-21 17:21:05


At 9/15/05 05:15 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Is writing a song for my girlfriend a good idea? I usually write political songs, so I don't know if I'm good at writing lovesongs...

The world already has many many love and political songs, so I gues it doesn't matter. Just use the word "love" instead of "hate" and the word "you" instead of "Bush." Or keep the phrase "I love bush." It could work.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-22 23:48:16


I guess I'll post here.

How come my girlfriend left me?

She told me I was inmature, is that a good reason even though I think she was right.

Single life, here I come again!

Response to need advice? 2005-09-29 16:21:16


At 9/16/05 09:56 AM, Two_Face wrote: what size gives women most pleasure ?
I really do hope that you know what im talking about...

I know what your talking about,and im not answering that.

Response to need advice? 2005-10-15 13:20:59


At 9/29/05 04:21 PM, _ashley_ wrote:
At 9/16/05 09:56 AM, Two_Face wrote: what size gives women most pleasure ?

But you are right.

Response to need advice? 2005-10-26 16:51:21


loves this guy for 6 year we had everything planned out for our lives down the the very last detail. we even had a traveling holiday planned out then 1 yeara go i found out he had just moved i with his fiancee (who i had never heard about) and now 6 months on he never speaks to me, his fiancee banned him speakign to me and he wont reply to any mail email texts or voice messages and wont pick up when i call . so umm yeah should i shoot myself now or later

Response to need advice? 2005-11-21 13:28:21


there are better men in the world,he's a big jerk,he's the type of person who dates a girl for a week and then gets sick of her,and if you love him that much then have a talk(argument)with his fiancee

Response to need advice? 2005-11-22 23:51:34


I need to know how to make 1 million dolars in 5 minutes...... bet you cant figure that one out :)


brains.

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Response to need advice? 2005-11-24 16:25:53


At 11/22/05 11:51 PM, -Tec- wrote: I need to know how to make 1 million dolars in 5 minutes...... bet you cant figure that one out :)

that's because it's imposible.

Response to need advice? 2005-11-27 11:54:35


Single life, here I come again!

maybe your not ready.

Response to need advice? 2005-11-27 11:56:24


can i be your partner im good with giving advice

Response to need advice? 2005-11-27 12:00:10


At 11/27/05 11:56 AM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Who would win in a fight, between Godzilla and King Kong?

watch the movie when it comes out.

Response to need advice? 2005-11-27 12:01:40


At 11/27/05 11:56 AM, ShadowKingLock wrote: can i be your partner im good with giving advice

yes you can

we will take turns answering the questions unless one of us can't answer.

Response to need advice? 2005-11-27 12:04:51


At 11/27/05 12:01 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: The correct answer is: King Kong.

King Kong could kill a T-rex because they have those crap arms and Kong would just have to grab it by the head..... but godzilla doesn't have those crap arms and he can breath fire.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of

the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to need advice? 2005-11-28 15:15:55


At 11/27/05 12:04 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 11/27/05 12:01 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: The correct answer is: King Kong.
King Kong could kill a T-rex because they have those crap arms and Kong would just have to grab it by the head..... but godzilla doesn't have those crap arms and he can breath fire.

dont be silly think about it Destorya could easily kill them with his Oxygen Destoryer breath

Response to need advice? 2005-11-28 15:19:35


At 9/15/05 10:20 PM, The_VG_Guy wrote: S-see... There's this girl... And... I asked her out the other day... And... I've asked her out before... And last time she said no... And this time... she... SAID NOOOOOOOO!!!!

*bawls*

Whut shold I dooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

i feel your pain man just let it go or if you cant dont annoy her give her some time to think just try to be a nice and friendly person to her and maybe next time she'll say yes :D

Response to need advice? 2005-11-28 15:23:16


At 9/16/05 09:56 AM, Two_Face wrote: what size gives women most pleasure ?
I really do hope that you know what im talking about...

size matters just you have to let the women feel special and that she is the hottest girl in the world than it wont matter that much

Response to need advice? 2005-11-28 15:24:48


At 9/15/05 05:24 PM, KrazyKool wrote: Should I wear a polo shirt or a t-shirt to the dance on saturday?

wear both put your t-shirt under your polo shirt if no one likes it take it off so people can see your t-shirt

Response to need advice? 2005-11-28 15:29:19


i have a ? can you tell me if its wrong to find hentai and that yuri stuff to be great even tho its a cartoon? all my friends like it and i do too, just wondering if i should keep that to myself from my g/f