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need advice?

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Response to need advice? 2006-08-11 13:27:49


At 8/11/06 10:38 AM, Orange_Clockwork wrote:
At 8/11/06 09:31 AM, _ashley_ wrote:
I believe that you should call a dating service on sundays to see if you can find your mate.
Ash, check the profile, i'm only 13... but thx...

Oh well, sorry

Response to need advice? 2006-08-11 13:53:52


At 8/11/06 01:27 PM, _ashley_ wrote:
At 8/11/06 10:38 AM, Orange_Clockwork wrote:
At 8/11/06 09:31 AM, _ashley_ wrote:
I believe that you should call a dating service on sundays to see if you can find your mate.
Ash, check the profile, i'm only 13... but thx...
Oh well, sorry

so do you have any advice i can use?


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-14 15:54:02


so do you have any advice i can use?

Yes I do.

I think that you should not worry about those kind of things now.

You should worry about them when you need to.

Right now you have to worry about getting good grades in school so that you can persue your dream in the FUTURE.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-18 11:31:59


Hey... I need advice...I want a girlfriend real bad, how do you impress one?


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-18 11:48:50


At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

Can i PM you, it's kind of personal

Response to need advice? 2006-08-18 11:53:35


At 8/18/06 11:48 AM, Alfie_R wrote:
At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.
Can i PM you, it's kind of personal

too late, i already did

Response to need advice? 2006-08-18 11:54:47


At 9/15/05 07:32 PM, Gtd_Orion wrote:

=they are spoiled rich kids

you anwser'd your own question


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-21 11:14:28


At 8/18/06 11:31 AM, Piemix wrote: Hey... I need advice...I want a girlfriend real bad, how do you impress one?

What type of girl are you trying to impress?

Response to need advice? 2006-08-25 09:58:59


Hey its me again... Just with a namechange

Okay well seeing as how you would prefer if i put it on the post instead of PMing it to you, i'll do it here. My ban was also lifted today.

Well I have begun to think that i am just a scar on the face of the earth, just a worthless, bitchy piece of shit that never should have survived birth. I screw everything up in everyone's eyes, even my parents'. In fact my parents are the reason i feel like this though, they always yell at me, and smack me around to make me get somewhere in life, and then, when i get there, they yell at me, and smack me still. Like earlier yesterday, i vaccumed the whole house (we have a big house) without my mom even asking, and then she comes home and yells at me for not doing a good enough job. I can't be in the same room with either one of them without getting into some kind of a fight, especially my mom, she had (has) an alcohol problem, i think she is trying to stop, but for all i know she has a bottle of liquer in her room somehwere. My dad just has anger issues... he has pills that he is supposed to take but he always forgets, and reminding him to take them just pisses him off even more. I never know who to turn to to get help, seeing as how my relatives are out of the picture, i sometimes turn to friends... but more than half the time my parents cut all sorces of my communication to them. My mom later insults me for having no life and no friends, which i would probably have if she wasn't such a bitch.
And the sad part is, my parents know i feel this way, they have read all of my blogs, journals, ect. and it says the same shit in every one of them.

Yours truly,
Rose_in_motion, formally known as Orange_clockwork


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-25 10:32:48


Well I gave you the answer through a pm, so I don't think I have to repeat it.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-25 10:35:31


Happy 1337 posts!

need advice?

Response to need advice? 2006-08-25 10:36:20


At 8/25/06 10:35 AM, Excel_Excel wrote: Happy 1337 posts!

Oh I didn't notice!

Thank you!

Response to need advice? 2006-08-26 11:00:00


At 8/25/06 10:32 AM, _ashley_ wrote: Well I gave you the answer through a pm, so I don't think I have to repeat it.

okay... thanks


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-26 11:10:11


I need some advice on how to get to know a girl like! (If not, that would be embarasing,
and random). XP How do I talk to a girl and how do I POSSIBLY get her to be my girlfriend?! :(

Please help me! :D

Response to need advice? 2006-08-26 11:30:36


Is it wise to keep that dead body in my cupboard?

Response to need advice? 2006-08-26 16:07:46


i have a question that has baffald men for 100s of years...wat do women want from us men???

Response to need advice? 2006-08-27 10:31:34


At 8/26/06 04:07 PM, imsomeguy wrote: i have a question that has baffald men for 100s of years...wat do women want from us men???

For one thing, we want you to shave the hair on your body.

We don't want you to come up to us and say "Hey baby,can I buy you a drink".

We don't want you to say "Yellow" on the phone when you answer".

We don't want you to call us "Babe".

We don't think cocks are sexy, so stop measuring.

We want you to be more in touch with your feminin side.

We want you to be sensitive.

We want you to buy us a gift once in a while.

We want you to accually love us, not just want the sex.

That's it!

Is that to much to ask?

Response to need advice? 2006-08-27 10:34:11


At 8/27/06 10:31 AM, _ashley_ wrote: Is that to much to ask?

When you say,"we" you really mean "I".

Women are not the borg, they do not have a collective conciousness.


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-27 13:39:44


Hmm, this thread seems to deliver decent answers. I can't really ask my friends for help, 'cause I don't want to burden them with it. I could use some advice on this:

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=556559

My first post doesn't really say much at all, but some later ones do. I could use some suggestions or remarks, anything you like. I'd appreciate it.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-28 14:31:55


Women are not the borg, they do not have a collective conciousness.

Well most of you men certainly do.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-28 14:42:23


At 8/27/06 10:34 AM, Enoll wrote: Women are not the borg, they do not have a collective conciousness.

Quoted for great justice.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:28:16


At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

I don't really have any need for advice, I just wanted to say that I'm glad to see that at least some people on here are trying to do something more constructive with their lives, and help others out, rather than fill the BBS with millions of tons of festering spam. I salute you!


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:29:07


This is a good thread.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:30:09


At 8/31/06 04:29 PM, JohnStephens wrote: This is a good thread.

Thank you!

That deserves a PM

Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:31:51


should i make a flash about "bill the potato"?


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Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:33:52


At 8/31/06 04:31 PM, waarde4 wrote: should i make a flash about "bill the potato"?

As long as i'm in it for saying yes.

If not than no.

Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:35:43


At 8/31/06 04:33 PM, Latios_ wrote: Would a girl like coming home to roses or them being delievered to her more?

Coming home to them with a kiss on the lips or cheek(As long as you shaved)

Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:39:11


Okay, here's my problem. I'm 17 years old, going into Grade 12. I don't live with my parents. One of them is dead, one lives on the streets. I lived with a sorta Guardian type guy for about 4 years, but that ended up falling through. Now I'm in a bit of a pickle. I don't know if I can afford a place to finish highschool, so I was thinking of working full time for a year, and then going back to finish school with a bit of money in my pocket. Do you think that's a good idea, or should I attempt to live on scraps, house-hopping from friend's house to friend's house for the year?

Thanks in advance! ^_^


Hi, I'm Devlin. And I see you. =)

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Response to need advice? 2006-08-31 16:51:36


Stay at a friends house this year and finish school.

Response to need advice? 2006-09-01 16:12:36


At 8/31/06 05:37 PM, MrChocobo wrote: I moved into college a few days ago, and I want to meet someone I can have a serious relationship with. How can I find this person?

Love isn't somthing you just get when you want.

It comes along when it needs to.