yeah I have a question... Captain_Bob banned me for 600 days... should I cut myself?

4 years ago I was had a crush on this girl and she had one on me on Valentine's Day she and I had a stupid discussion because I was pissed that she never told me to my face about her and she pissed of at me for the same reason and we were never together couple of days later she goes to a party she's raped and gets pregnant has an abortin and is forced to move to Conneticut with her aunt ever since then I can't help but feel myself guilty because if I had just told her how I felt we might have been together and she never goes to the party or at I least I go with her. Anyways should I feel guilty because of it or is it just me being stupid?

Anyways should I feel guilty because of it or is it just me being stupid?

none
get on with your life and find a new girl.

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

okay i have two questions
i dated this girl for many years you think my Christmas gift to her will be great? i am proposing to her

secondly my mother passed last year, you think i am ready for a commitment with this girl i am proposing to?

i dated this girl for many years you think my Christmas gift to her will be great? i am proposing to her

yes

secondly my mother passed last year, you think i am ready for a commitment with this girl i am proposing to?

yes

At 12/22/05 04:37 PM, _ashley_ wrote:

i dated this girl for many years you think my Christmas gift to her will be great? i am proposing to her

yes

secondly my mother passed last year, you think i am ready for a commitment with this girl i am proposing to?

yes

do explain your answers please

do explain your answers please

well if you have been dating for many years,and she loves you,she will most likely say yes.

And you are ready for for a comittment if you are going to keep your vows.

That is the best I can do with this question. :(

one more thing, thank you and Merry Christmas darling

oh yes i almost forgot my girlfriend looks like she gained weight and shes eating alot more than usual why is she doing this?

At 12/22/05 04:46 PM, Zenmuron wrote: one more thing, thank you and Merry Christmas darling

your welcome sweetheart.

Gold teeth are super sexy, right? D:

At 12/22/05 04:54 PM, Zenmuron wrote: oh yes i almost forgot my girlfriend looks like she gained weight and shes eating alot more than usual why is she doing this?

I don't know,she probrably doesn't notice how fat she is getting.

Veitkong- they're fucking everywhere man.

Sure I can roundhouse kick them, rip out their spine or beat them to death with my penis.... but it just never ends?

Should I say my own name three times thus bring about the dawn of apocolypse?

Ok ok

Ice Skating on monday

i've ice skated once in my life

is it cute to look a little silly if it's the second time you've ever done it. :(

At 12/22/05 06:40 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: Ok ok

Ice Skating on monday

i've ice skated once in my life

is it cute to look a little silly if it's the second time you've ever done it. :(

Yes,I enjoy seeing people falling on the ice.

My parents light me on fire whilst I sleep, what shall I do?

At 12/22/05 07:54 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: My parents light me on fire whilst I sleep, what shall I do?

What did you think I was going to say.
Kinda stupid.

hey what is the meaning of life and what should i do with mine

you put a meaning to it, if you can't/didn't youre a patheitic loser who needs help

At 9/15/05 05:13 PM, _ashley_ wrote: If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

should I keep growing a beard? I <3 80's style...

is the seafood spice combination for tilapia:
1/4 garlic salt
1/2 old bay
1/4 salt
i forgot

At 12/24/05 09:06 PM, aots wrote: hey what is the meaning of life and what should i do with mine

I do not know.
This topic was actually made for people who need help with a situation.

I decided I would give this whole "give me advice" thing a shot. Ok, here is my predicement.

There is this girl. I like, I REALLY like. As in LOVE. As in I would jump off of my 3 story house onto the pavement if it made her happy. As in I would cut off my penis, therefore completly ruining any chances of having sex, or having 2 kids, if it meant making her happy.

Yeah, THAT is what I mean.

We have been great friends for about 2 years now, but she had a boyfriend. For about 1 year. Which I was perfectly ok with, because I want her to be happy. Then about a week ago she called me and she was crying, she was talking about how her and her boyfriend just broke up. Of course, being the uber nice friend I am, I gave my sympathies. And after we both hung up. I though to myself "Hey, this is my time to strike"

Now I have had a girlfriend before (2, accually), and I know how it goes. But I don't want to do anything that might ruin our friendship forever, especially if we break up (I hope that would never happen)

So how can I come upon this?

So how can I come upon this?

_worm_,I like your question, because I have been through this situation before.I had a boyfreind 2 years ago, and he treated me like shit so I dumped the asshole.I still wanted to be freinds with him, but he would still be in a fowl mood around me.So I just didn't talk to him anymore.

Go for her worm, and if she doesn't wan you, get on with your life.Just stay freinds with her.If you love her that much,nothing you could possibly say could ruin your long lasting freindship.

At 12/30/05 12:52 PM, _ashley_ wrote: Many helpful words

Thank you!

should I keep growing a beard? I <3 80's style...

whatever floats your boat you free spirit.

is 7inches a good penis length =0

At 9/15/05 05:15 PM, Lieven wrote: Is writing a song for my girlfriend a good idea? I usually write political songs, so I don't know if I'm good at writing lovesongs...

mind if i step in?

I hated and NEVER wrote love songs. My songs are all about drugs, being so fucking bored out of your mind, lack of sleep, and medicine and feelin sick. weird stuff like that.
I could never write aything about love.
I started going out with this girl. Shes so nice and pretty (and a good kisser) and i found it simple as hell to write a love song.
I wasnt planning on showing it to her, it just popped in my head one night.
It was also about drugs though lol (the frst time i made out with her we where both high as a kite) and is kinda sad in ways, but i found it so easy to write.
I used so many refferences to her and things weve done.
A couple days later i found myself writting another.
I know this sounds cheesey but if you love her it will be easier than riding a bike.

and besides, girls love that kinda stuff ; )

At 9/15/05 06:33 PM, RedZeppelin wrote: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!?!?

175
i tested.... i live a sad life, too....

At 11/27/05 12:01 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote:

At 11/27/05 12:00 PM, _ashley_ wrote:

At 11/27/05 11:56 AM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Who would win in a fight, between Godzilla and King Kong?

watch the movie when it comes out.

The correct answer is: King Kong.

You're rubbish at giving advice.

the CORRECT correct answer is that movie has already been made.
and hellx no godzilla would pwnz king kong, bitch.